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Audreyvgs · 09-26-2006, 03:17 PM

Frieds this is spam, dontcha think?
they'll be out of this space in a wink
She'll know they are here
and make it quite clear

ambo · 09-26-2006, 04:42 PM

Frieds this is spam, dontcha think?
they'll be out of this space in a wink
She'll know they are here
and make it quite clear
You can insult, but don't post a link.

Marcus Bales · 09-27-2006, 12:04 PM

We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard
A lightbulb, a key
And something that we
Suspect's an umbilical cord

Zatoichi · 09-27-2006, 05:21 PM

There's a cricket that keeps me awake

Marcus Bales · 09-27-2006, 06:39 PM

There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break

Hyakujo's Fox · 09-27-2006, 09:59 PM

There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long

ambo · 09-27-2006, 10:28 PM

There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long
His legs are so strong

Audreyvgs · 09-27-2006, 11:55 PM

There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long
His legs are so strong
I hope he gets et by a snake

ambo · 09-28-2006, 12:07 AM

Stepped out to the curb for a smoke

catbelly · 09-28-2006, 01:08 AM

Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked

Coffee · 09-28-2006, 04:31 AM

Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares

ambo · 09-28-2006, 01:14 PM

Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares
and two lethal stares

Coffee · 09-28-2006, 01:32 PM

Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares
and two lethal stares
and one sincere wish that I choke

Marcus Bales · 09-29-2006, 10:28 AM

My novel's not going that well

Zatoichi · 09-29-2006, 11:40 AM

My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell

09-26-2006, 04:42 PM	#3947
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	Frieds this is spam, dontcha think? they'll be out of this space in a wink She'll know they are here and make it quite clear You can insult, but don't post a link. __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

09-27-2006, 12:04 PM	#3948
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	We covered the windows with boards And tallied what's left of our hoard A lightbulb, a key And something that we Suspect's an umbilical cord __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

09-27-2006, 06:39 PM	#3950
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	There's a cricket that keeps me awake Whose union is weak -- there's no break __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

09-27-2006, 10:28 PM	#3952
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	There's a cricket that keeps me awake Whose union is weak -- there's no break And his hours are long His legs are so strong __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

09-27-2006, 11:55 PM	#3953
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	There's a cricket that keeps me awake Whose union is weak -- there's no break And his hours are long His legs are so strong I hope he gets et by a snake __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

09-26-2006, 03:17 PM	#3946
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	Frieds this is spam, dontcha think? they'll be out of this space in a wink She'll know they are here and make it quite clear

09-27-2006, 05:21 PM	#3949
Zatoichi monkey Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 401	There's a cricket that keeps me awake

09-27-2006, 09:59 PM	#3951
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	There's a cricket that keeps me awake Whose union is weak -- there's no break And his hours are long

09-28-2006, 12:07 AM	#3954
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	Stepped out to the curb for a smoke __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

09-28-2006, 01:08 AM	#3955
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Stepped out to the curb for a smoke And was shocked to find I'd invoked

09-28-2006, 04:31 AM	#3956
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Stepped out to the curb for a smoke And was shocked to find I'd invoked some mad breathless glares

09-28-2006, 01:14 PM	#3957
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	Stepped out to the curb for a smoke And was shocked to find I'd invoked some mad breathless glares and two lethal stares __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

09-28-2006, 01:32 PM	#3958
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Stepped out to the curb for a smoke And was shocked to find I'd invoked some mad breathless glares and two lethal stares and one sincere wish that I choke

09-29-2006, 10:28 AM	#3959
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	My novel's not going that well __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

09-29-2006, 11:40 AM	#3960
Zatoichi monkey Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 401	My novel's not going that well My navel, upon which I dwell

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