Post something that made you laugh today.

[nitsupak]

I couldn't help this guys. Maybe this paints me as an old fogey, but I howled when I saw this. My retired uncle with not a lot to do sends me jokes all the time, so, I thought I would share this with you

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To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, Actress/vocalist, Julie
Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for
the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the
legendary movie "Sound Of Music." Here are the lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.