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Isla · 11-06-2002, 12:21 PM

While I'm at it, I may as well tell you how I am scarring my own kids for life.

When my oldest daughter and neice asked me what sex was like, I told them.

I said that when a boy gets excited, his weenie hocks a loogie... and what really makes them happy is to hock that loogie on you. And that therefore, you want to make sure you really care about a guy and that he cares about you before you start fooling around... 'cause it's true!

I am actually very popular with the children in my life.

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11-06-2002, 12:21 PM	#8
Isla monkey Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 17	While I'm at it, I may as well tell you how I am scarring my own kids for life. When my oldest daughter and neice asked me what sex was like, I told them. I said that when a boy gets excited, his weenie hocks a loogie... and what really makes them happy is to hock that loogie on you. And that therefore, you want to make sure you really care about a guy and that he cares about you before you start fooling around... 'cause it's true! I am actually very popular with the children in my life.