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honeybadger · 10-22-2006, 07:08 AM

Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself

Brynn · 11-19-2006, 10:45 PM

Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it's time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for

Hyakujo's Fox · 01-14-2007, 09:21 AM

Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like

Brynn · 01-14-2007, 08:05 PM

Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother.

Master_Jedi · 01-19-2007, 03:08 AM

Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother. I drew a picture of Optimus Prime out of my own blood. I hope you like it, i stapled it with Bush's own personal stapler. Did you know they have a red button in the pentagon that says "do not push~!" I'm gonna push it just to see what happens.

Hyakujo's Fox · 01-20-2007, 08:40 AM

Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother. I drew a picture of Optimus Prime out of my own blood. I hope you like it, i stapled it with Bush's own personal stapler. Did you know they have a red button in the pentagon that says "do not push~!" I'm gonna push it just to see what happens. I'm sick of living in shadows and cobwebs, I just gotta be me, ma. I wanna sing. I'm trying out for American Idol. I'm gonna be a star just like you always said mother. I'm sorry about what happened at the pageant. It's different this time, and it all starts right here, right now, with the stationery.

Your loving Son,
Geoffrey P Wainscot

Brynn · 01-22-2007, 02:12 AM

Dear Mysterious Stranger,

11-19-2006, 10:45 PM	#2
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Dear Mother, I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it's time for everything to change. There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. Last edited by Brynn : 01-22-2007 at 01:37 PM. Reason: apostrophe "s"

01-14-2007, 08:05 PM	#4
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Dear Mother, I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change. There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

01-19-2007, 03:08 AM	#5
Master_Jedi Shaggy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the burg of florida Posts: 501	Dear Mother, I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change. There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother. I drew a picture of Optimus Prime out of my own blood. I hope you like it, i stapled it with Bush's own personal stapler. Did you know they have a red button in the pentagon that says "do not push~!" I'm gonna push it just to see what happens. __________________ Varsity Football Player, It's hard work, but it's worth it on Friday Nights. Can't wait till next season. =D

01-22-2007, 02:12 AM	#7
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Dear Mysterious Stranger, __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

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10-22-2006, 07:08 AM	#1
honeybadger Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 8	Dear Mother, I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself

01-14-2007, 09:21 AM	#3
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Dear Mother, I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change. There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like

01-20-2007, 08:40 AM	#6
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Dear Mother, I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change. There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother. I drew a picture of Optimus Prime out of my own blood. I hope you like it, i stapled it with Bush's own personal stapler. Did you know they have a red button in the pentagon that says "do not push~!" I'm gonna push it just to see what happens. I'm sick of living in shadows and cobwebs, I just gotta be me, ma. I wanna sing. I'm trying out for American Idol. I'm gonna be a star just like you always said mother. I'm sorry about what happened at the pageant. It's different this time, and it all starts right here, right now, with the stationery. Your loving Son, Geoffrey P Wainscot