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laughter... Abraham Lincoln: Elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy: Elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln: Elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy: Elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain 7 letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both had wives who lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatra. Kennedy's secretaryn, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas. Both Lincoln and Kennedy were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerner. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeededb Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was bornx in 1908. John Wilkes Booth was born ina 1839. Lee Harveyv Oswald was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by theirx three names. Both names are comprised of 15 letters. Booth ran from the theater and was caughtq in a warehouse. Oswald ran fromj a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before theirk trials. How do you think: Government conspiracy or Coincidences? ... |
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One slight problem there, Buckeroo.....
Oswald didnt kill Kennedy. |
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So he can put you down for "conspiracy," okay?
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Not necessarily.
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are we saying both presidents had step-children?? or that both first ladies were into booty calls??!?!
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i'll bet there are some great hidey-holes in the white house.
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is it just me or does the smiley face lend a refreshing touch of joy to the subject of head shooting?
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Nope, not just you thinking that.
Maybe this one would be more to the point? Shot and stillllll happy.
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