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Max Headroom · 03-06-2007, 11:12 PM

Move to Canada

lostsadie · 03-06-2007, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Finchy

If you ask me, even worse than puberty are ages 19 & 20. You can drive and be drafted and vote, but all of your friends can order a nice glass of wine at dinner and you can't, nor can you celebrate their 21st birthdays with them, nor can you go out to any clubs after 9pm because they won't even let you in. 19 and 20 are definitely the worst.

Or you could move to Memhissippi...here minors(ages 18 to 20 only) are allowed to have a wine cooler or some types beers if purchased by your parents legally. You must be supervised but at least you won't be in trouble.

Age is when someone asks you if you are a Grandmother...and you're not. I was carded last week and this week I'm asked if I'm a grandma...the other day I was told I had "the old look" could someone please explain what the requirements are for "the old look"? Then again I'm not sure I want to know

Jack Flanders · 03-07-2007, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by trisherina

Maybe an influenza, which looks a lot like a cold (you cough a lot), only you also get some fever and a long spell of malaise and complete drainage of your life force.

I feel all that and then my 12 year old son has this fvckin science project due tomorrow. Yah, I finished it. I hope I get an A. It's not even midnight - hee haa.

l'azizza · 03-07-2007, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by trisherina

Maybe an influenza, which looks a lot like a cold (you cough a lot), only you also get some fever and a long spell of malaise and complete drainage of your life force.

hmmm interesting, I always thought flu= nausea/ vomiting.

Jack Flanders · 03-07-2007, 02:39 AM

Nope - lots of types of flu.

l'azizza · 03-07-2007, 02:39 AM

I figured out the answer..

There's respiratory flu and intestinal flu. Must have just been a bad cold, I got the flu vaccine.

Jack, well done on your science project! That's the secret summoning of energy moms seem to have.

LostSadie, I think drinking with your parents is allowed in Tx also. I need to know what were you wearing when you had the old look?

Jack Flanders · 03-07-2007, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by trisherina

Maybe an influenza, a long spell of malaise and complete drainage of your life force.

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Yep - I don't give a shit - can I go back to bed, please?

trisherina · 03-07-2007, 10:27 AM

I hope the science project wasn't on studying a virus.

lostsadie · 03-07-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by l'azizza

LostSadie,... I need to know what were you wearing when you had the old look?

It was after work...I have to dress for work

I'm vaugly disturbed that you want to know what I am wearing

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Originally Posted by Trish

...a long spell of malaise and complete drainage of your life force.

Are you sure that isn't the definition of work?

trisherina · 03-08-2007, 12:30 AM

By the way, I can't restrain myself from pointing out that gastroenteritis (aka "stomach flu") may be viral or bacterial, but it isn't influenza. Influenza can cause the whole gamut of GI symptoms, but is far more commonly associated with respiratory nastiness, often leading up to pneumonia, which is how flu kills people. If you've ever had a real bout of influenza, you already know how it kills people -- by making them wish themselves dead over and over for days on end every time they wake up.

Jack Flanders · 03-08-2007, 01:23 AM

After we (I) finished the Meteorite vs Comet project I sort of had a temporary upgrade. This afternoon, the Blue Meanies came back to fill my sinuses. I think I need a nose transplant.

Brynn · 03-08-2007, 04:41 AM

Sorry Jacks, but I'm still giggling about the A you're going to get

Feel better, okay?

03-06-2007, 11:12 PM	#16
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	Move to Canada __________________ Art takes something ugly and over time makes it beautiful, Fashion takes something beautiful and over time makes it ugly.

03-08-2007, 04:41 AM	#27
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Sorry Jacks, but I'm still giggling about the A you're going to get Feel better, okay? __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

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03-07-2007, 02:39 AM	#20
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	Nope - lots of types of flu.

03-07-2007, 02:39 AM	#21
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	I figured out the answer.. There's respiratory flu and intestinal flu. Must have just been a bad cold, I got the flu vaccine. Jack, well done on your science project! That's the secret summoning of energy moms seem to have. LostSadie, I think drinking with your parents is allowed in Tx also. I need to know what were you wearing when you had the old look?

03-07-2007, 10:27 AM	#23
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I hope the science project wasn't on studying a virus.

03-08-2007, 12:30 AM	#25
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	By the way, I can't restrain myself from pointing out that gastroenteritis (aka "stomach flu") may be viral or bacterial, but it isn't influenza. Influenza can cause the whole gamut of GI symptoms, but is far more commonly associated with respiratory nastiness, often leading up to pneumonia, which is how flu kills people. If you've ever had a real bout of influenza, you already know how it kills people -- by making them wish themselves dead over and over for days on end every time they wake up.

03-08-2007, 01:23 AM	#26
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	After we (I) finished the Meteorite vs Comet project I sort of had a temporary upgrade. This afternoon, the Blue Meanies came back to fill my sinuses. I think I need a nose transplant.