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DaftGretel · 04-25-2007, 01:35 PM

Dear Mr. Hummingbird,

I had no idea you had the ability to screech so loudly until my family and I emerged from our house and started playing on the back lawn. I'm sorry you don't like us growing food, or tending the yard, but would you kindly shut up for a bit while we're behind our house? Don't you have to find gallons of nectar a day to stay alive? Hop to it!

Thanks,

DG

PS - would you kindly pass on the word to the screaming blue jays in the bush that we don't appreciate them dive bombing us on the front lawn? We're allowed to be in the yard just as much as they are and really don't want to have to start feeding the neighborhood cats.

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04-25-2007, 01:35 PM	#11
DaftGretel monkey Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 14	Dear Mr. Hummingbird, I had no idea you had the ability to screech so loudly until my family and I emerged from our house and started playing on the back lawn. I'm sorry you don't like us growing food, or tending the yard, but would you kindly shut up for a bit while we're behind our house? Don't you have to find gallons of nectar a day to stay alive? Hop to it! Thanks, DG PS - would you kindly pass on the word to the screaming blue jays in the bush that we don't appreciate them dive bombing us on the front lawn? We're allowed to be in the yard just as much as they are and really don't want to have to start feeding the neighborhood cats.