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DaftGretel · 04-25-2007, 02:37 PM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best.

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04-25-2007, 02:37 PM	#11
DaftGretel monkey Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 14	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best.