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Old 05-06-2007, 09:52 AM   #11
OneDolphin
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Hi Doreen

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Originally Posted by Silverfox View Post

I held him and he napped for about 1/2 in my arms holding my finger in one of his perfect little hands.

Right now I'm more afraid of wearing my daughter out. She's a bit overwhelmed. The baby is nursing constantly around the clock. She needs to give him some Similac to get him to sleep for 2 or 3 hours.

Hi Doreen, congratulations again, he is a beautiful boy.

Here's something you might enjoy and it might give your daughter a bit of a giggle too.


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will I begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.>>


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