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harrier · 05-09-2007, 12:47 PM

He didn't see it. In fact, thanks to you he is now blind and unable to partake in the beauty of a sunset, a child's smile, and grown up trish.

I wish Johnny Depp had a huge crush on me (.. speaking of not acting your age)

Marcus Bales · 05-09-2007, 02:15 PM

Johnny Depp's crush on you is so obsessive that he is spending all his time and money trying to find out who you are. His entire fan club is a step behind, heavily armed, and waiting for him to find you, so they can dispose of you and get him back to work.

I wish Trish would quit PMing me her schedule of alone-time at home.

Bman · 05-09-2007, 02:46 PM

Granted, she starts PM me instead. (gives shifty glances)

I wish I knew what to do until later.

daverbee · 05-09-2007, 02:50 PM

You do. You spend all your time corrupting other people's wishes until later when they all gang up on you and corrupt enough of your wishes to last into the next millenium.

I wish I had less responsibility.

harrier · 05-09-2007, 05:48 PM

You now have no responsibility. No job to wake up for, no family to put food on (nods to GW), no house to pay for, no clothes to wash, no trash to take out, no pets to feed, no shoes to tie, no food to cook, just a nice cardboard box and a pair of extremely dirty tighty whities.

I wish I wasn't so damned jealous of the hot chick at work.

Veruki · 05-09-2007, 05:51 PM

you become so unreliable and untrust worthly that the human race bans the existance of responsiblity in your presence.

i wish i had gotten more sleep last night

05-09-2007, 12:47 PM	#1
harrier Hebetudinous Somnolence Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: SF BAY REPRESENT! Posts: 77	He didn't see it. In fact, thanks to you he is now blind and unable to partake in the beauty of a sunset, a child's smile, and grown up trish. I wish Johnny Depp had a huge crush on me (.. speaking of not acting your age) __________________ "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

05-09-2007, 02:15 PM	#2
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Johnny Depp's crush on you is so obsessive that he is spending all his time and money trying to find out who you are. His entire fan club is a step behind, heavily armed, and waiting for him to find you, so they can dispose of you and get him back to work. I wish Trish would quit PMing me her schedule of alone-time at home. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

05-09-2007, 02:50 PM	#4
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	You do. You spend all your time corrupting other people's wishes until later when they all gang up on you and corrupt enough of your wishes to last into the next millenium. I wish I had less responsibility. __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

05-09-2007, 05:48 PM	#5
harrier Hebetudinous Somnolence Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: SF BAY REPRESENT! Posts: 77	You now have no responsibility. No job to wake up for, no family to put food on (nods to GW), no house to pay for, no clothes to wash, no trash to take out, no pets to feed, no shoes to tie, no food to cook, just a nice cardboard box and a pair of extremely dirty tighty whities. I wish I wasn't so damned jealous of the hot chick at work. __________________ "No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

05-09-2007, 05:51 PM	#6
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	you become so unreliable and untrust worthly that the human race bans the existance of responsiblity in your presence. i wish i had gotten more sleep last night __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

05-09-2007, 02:46 PM	#3
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	Granted, she starts PM me instead. (gives shifty glances) I wish I knew what to do until later.

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