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Old 05-09-2007, 05:06 PM   #1
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Not a pic but a good story.

Good in that 'please shut up' kind of way.

We pulled out our grill to cook some meaty goodness for the first time this year. It would seem we didn't do a grand ol' job of cleaning her last year. Honestly, it looked clean when we opened it... if you don't count the writhing maggots covering the grill.

BBQ anyone?
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:10 PM   #2
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^experimenting with other types of protein I see. you just ruined bbq for me
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:57 PM   #3
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Both the Geico Caveman and the Burger King creepy plastic head guy give me the shivers. No idea why.

Geese also. Bleah. Hissing, flapping, poopy, serpent-necked demons, I say.
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:59 AM   #4
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I really like cows but...

This is Lucy, and she really creeps me out! She was born with 2 noses, suposedly they both function.
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Old 05-12-2007, 10:20 AM   #5
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^ i think that happened to my nose as well




the sound it makes when people use their teeth to scrape off food from their forks. it resonates in every filling in my mouth. brrrrrr
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Old 05-12-2007, 10:40 AM   #6
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goodness, haven't your fellow cloggies learnt any table manners yet?

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Old 05-12-2007, 11:30 AM   #7
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Aubrey Quote:fun fact:

pigs gross me the hell out. and, i'll admit, kind of freak me out. if i were walking along, minding my own business, and a pig appeared on the road in front of me, why i'd run screaming in the other direction.


*returns copies of "Babe" and "Charlotte's Webb" bought as gifts for Aubrey.*






Creeping me out today..well, every day...

Out door plumbing/bathroom facilities. The kind they use at outdoor concerts, leave sitting in front of construction sites, and such. The thought of that....um..fecal matter just sitting there. Not to mention the thought of what it must smell like in those metal poop bombs. No thanks.



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Old 05-21-2007, 07:02 PM   #8
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wet wool... *shudder*

don't know why, it just sets my teeth on edge in a fingernails on blackboard kinda way.
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:33 AM   #9
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*Shudder* and totally freak-out.

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