Corrupt a Wish

[harrier]

You now have no responsibility. No job to wake up for, no family to put food on (nods to GW), no house to pay for, no clothes to wash, no trash to take out, no pets to feed, no shoes to tie, no food to cook, just a nice cardboard box and a pair of extremely dirty tighty whities.

I wish I wasn't so damned jealous of the hot chick at work.