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Old 05-10-2007, 02:45 PM   #1
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The "About the Author" section in a book on your night stand. Choose your favorite part.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:47 PM   #2
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Jimmy Carter was born in Plains, Georgia, and served as the thirty-ninth President of the United States. After this service, he and his wife, Rosalynn, founded The Carter Center, a nonprofit organization that prevents and resolves conflicts, enhances freedom and democracy, and improves health around the world. He is the author of numerous books, including An Hour Before Daylight, recognized as "an American classic." Since leaving the presidency in 1981, President Carter has earned a Nobel Peace Prize for his humanitarian work at The Carter Center.

(I know you said to choose my favorite part, but I like the whole thing.)

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Old 05-11-2007, 12:01 AM   #3
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not necessarily my favorite, but just purchased today on Sunsilk conditioner package, "My frizz is bigger than my credit card bill"

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Old 05-11-2007, 01:10 AM   #4
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Smeared chocolate sauce, refridge magnets from places we've been to and others have been to and sent us from there, pix of people and food (wish) lists.

Last newspaper you have around. The front page HEAD LINES!!!

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Old 05-11-2007, 06:55 AM   #5
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Local newspaper - "Logging adjacent to sacred mountain". Bastards.

Your favourite part of the last post in the thread that is first in 'Fast Chat'.
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:05 AM   #6
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a nice long, dark, loud burp. ahhhh..
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the second sentence in the second web page that comes up in a google search for "mud thumb wrestling"
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:40 AM   #7
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A relatively cheap sport to take part in (can you say ‘free’?), thumb wrestling has always been an innocent game for children and wimps who are afraid of man-eating lions, but has (over time) taken on a variety of other meanings.

The last line in today's entry of a blog you read (please, for the love of Pete, not your own).
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