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Old 05-11-2007, 01:46 PM   #16
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your mother never breastfed you as a child, and you've always resented her a little bit for it.

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Old 05-11-2007, 02:16 PM   #17
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Veruki: No, I will not "pour you another!" you've had enough vodka to render a badger unconscious!

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Old 05-11-2007, 02:34 PM   #18
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^it becomes clear that tunes has several dynamic features with specific internal and structural roles as well as nose stuffy ness



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Old 05-11-2007, 02:41 PM   #19
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Your night terrors are brought on by a deep seated fear of falling in to a banana cream pie.

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Old 05-11-2007, 03:09 PM   #20
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you've invented the first hyperspace warp drive? right on!

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Old 05-11-2007, 08:37 PM   #21
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you have developed an obsessive fixation on the linguistic vagaries of autechre-style nomenclature.

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Old 05-11-2007, 09:07 PM   #22
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Auntie: You are outraged at the state of the portable restroom industry, but have yet to admit it to yourself.

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Old 05-11-2007, 09:30 PM   #23
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you have found the last extant colony of the Great Auk on a storm-clawed rock well above the arctic circle, and after spending fifteen years living with them you have now learned how to speak their language.

unfortunately, most of their conversations are about fish.

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Old 05-12-2007, 06:57 AM   #24
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You will not squeeze any more juice out of that lemon. Your boundless greed for fresh lemonade is astounding.


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Old 05-12-2007, 10:12 PM   #25
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Why do you go on and on about that kind of sex? Even Dinz gives it a rest from time to time!

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Old 05-13-2007, 12:03 AM   #26
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My dear punim,

Don't forget to adorn your kneepads with movable, oiled felt.

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Old 05-13-2007, 01:28 PM   #27
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Old 05-13-2007, 07:53 PM   #28
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You kiss your father with that mouth?

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Old 05-13-2007, 07:57 PM   #29
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No more kasha and pierogies for you.

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Old 05-13-2007, 11:36 PM   #30
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Brightpearl: After years with the traveling circus, you have finally decided that your life as the "Tame" Animal Caretaker has failed to hold your interest for the years and years that your parents predicted it would.

Might I suggest engineering? No elephants there...

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