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Join Date: May 2007
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your mother never breastfed you as a child, and you've always resented her a little bit for it.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Veruki: No, I will not "pour you another!" you've had enough vodka to render a badger unconscious!
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Join Date: May 2004
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^it becomes clear that tunes has several dynamic features with specific internal and structural roles as well as nose stuffy ness
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Your night terrors are brought on by a deep seated fear of falling in to a banana cream pie.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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you've invented the first hyperspace warp drive? right on!
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: beyond the call of duty
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you have developed an obsessive fixation on the linguistic vagaries of autechre-style nomenclature.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: snap the fingers
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Auntie: You are outraged at the state of the portable restroom industry, but have yet to admit it to yourself.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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you have found the last extant colony of the Great Auk on a storm-clawed rock well above the arctic circle, and after spending fifteen years living with them you have now learned how to speak their language.
unfortunately, most of their conversations are about fish. aoinp;osi aslltiupq09e4 jikp; [ow9e jmx.kdjpokals [oij ! |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
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You will not squeeze any more juice out of that lemon. Your boundless greed for fresh lemonade is astounding.
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Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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Why do you go on and on about that kind of sex? Even Dinz gives it a rest from time to time!
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Minneapolis
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My dear punim,
Don't forget to adorn your kneepads with movable, oiled felt. M bvdxvdrstdr hjughghyd |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: the burg of florida
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you have a hairy backside
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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You kiss your father with that mouth?
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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No more kasha and pierogies for you.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: snap the fingers
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Brightpearl: After years with the traveling circus, you have finally decided that your life as the "Tame" Animal Caretaker has failed to hold your interest for the years and years that your parents predicted it would.
Might I suggest engineering? No elephants there... slakdfjsalkd;fjs;ladkfjsl;akdfjfjdskla;fdjjfjfjfj
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