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[DoonDoon]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
name plate that the teller's name is Mrs. Whack. So he says, "Mrs. Whack,
I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on vacation". The teller,
Patty, looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says 30,000 dollars. The teller asks his name and the frog says
his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that 30,000 dollars is a substantial amount of money and
that he would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if
he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says "Sure. I have
this" and produces a tiny pink elephant, about half an inch tall, bright
pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the manager
and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says "There's
a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." Holding up the
tiny pink elephant, she asks "I mean, what the devil is this?"

The bank manager replies "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the
frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."