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Old 06-30-2007, 11:53 PM   #11
brightpearl
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A Duck Rump is a fifth of Jack chased with an entire bottle of cheap wine (Cold Duck is preferable, of course). In the best bars, the effect is heightened as the he braman duct tapes (get it?) a genuine down pillow to the back of your head for liability purposes.

I once had an extremely brief and torrid affair with a total stranger after downing a

Knocking Willie

or two at a party. Good times.
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