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Brynn · 06-13-2007, 09:22 PM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella

Anna · 06-14-2007, 07:03 AM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.

Odbe · 06-15-2007, 05:42 AM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.

Hyakujo's Fox · 06-27-2007, 06:35 AM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.

zero · 06-27-2007, 08:14 AM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.

lukkucairi · 06-27-2007, 09:12 AM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.

T.I.P. · 06-27-2007, 10:16 AM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis

brightpearl · 06-27-2007, 05:08 PM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases.
12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers

zero · 06-30-2007, 01:58 PM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases.
12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers
13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc)

Brynn · 07-08-2007, 09:40 PM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases.
12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers
13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc)

In addition, one member of the potential "advance party" will be requiring a lifetime's supply of multiple cases of coffee, plus (quote) "technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest."
Again, thanks for the show, and please give some thoughtful attention to our impending predicament. Time is of the essence!
Anxiously awaiting your reply,

funkytuba · 07-09-2007, 03:34 AM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases.
12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers
13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc)

In addition, one member of the potential "advance party" will be requiring a lifetime's supply of multiple cases of coffee, plus (quote) "technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest."
Again, thanks for the show, and please give some thoughtful attention to our impending predicament. Time is of the essence!

Anxiously awaiting your reply,
The Squid Overlords of Earth

nycwriters · 07-12-2007, 02:23 AM

Dear boss,

zero · 07-31-2007, 01:41 PM

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna

Marcus Bales · 07-31-2007, 01:56 PM

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss -- you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck Gino Garbanzo in charge while you're gone -- and I ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened

zero · 08-01-2007, 07:58 AM

dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard

06-13-2007, 09:22 PM	#496
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

07-08-2007, 09:40 PM	#505
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases. 7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases. 8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen. 9. casing cases. seven gross. 10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis 11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases. 12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers 13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc) In addition, one member of the potential "advance party" will be requiring a lifetime's supply of multiple cases of coffee, plus (quote) "technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest." Again, thanks for the show, and please give some thoughtful attention to our impending predicament. Time is of the essence! Anxiously awaiting your reply, __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

07-09-2007, 03:34 AM	#506
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases. 7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases. 8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen. 9. casing cases. seven gross. 10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis 11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases. 12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers 13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc) In addition, one member of the potential "advance party" will be requiring a lifetime's supply of multiple cases of coffee, plus (quote) "technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest." Again, thanks for the show, and please give some thoughtful attention to our impending predicament. Time is of the essence! Anxiously awaiting your reply, The Squid Overlords of Earth __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

07-31-2007, 01:56 PM	#509
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	dear boss, let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss -- you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck Gino Garbanzo in charge while you're gone -- and I ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

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06-14-2007, 07:03 AM	#497
Anna n Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,752	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.

06-15-2007, 05:42 AM	#498
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.

06-27-2007, 06:35 AM	#499
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases. 7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.

06-27-2007, 08:14 AM	#500
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases. 7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases. 8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.

06-27-2007, 09:12 AM	#501
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases. 7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases. 8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen. 9. casing cases. seven gross.

06-27-2007, 10:16 AM	#502
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases. 7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases. 8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen. 9. casing cases. seven gross. 10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis

06-27-2007, 05:08 PM	#503
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases. 7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases. 8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen. 9. casing cases. seven gross. 10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis 11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases. 12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers

06-30-2007, 01:58 PM	#504
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort: 1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella 2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each. 3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases. 4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases. 5. Some more cases. 6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases. 7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases. 8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen. 9. casing cases. seven gross. 10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis 11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases. 12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers 13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc)

07-12-2007, 02:23 AM	#507
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Dear boss,

07-31-2007, 01:41 PM	#508
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear boss, let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna

08-01-2007, 07:58 AM	#510
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear boss, let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard