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craig johnston · 07-11-2007, 04:42 PM

bloody islamofascist wasabists! it's all in the koran; chapter 4365 verse 235.8

'and then the meticulously tidy person will be attacked around the nasal area by some germs, which will then be granted 1 billion virgin germs on which to enjoy their pleasures for eternity etc'

also

Quote:

One of the most eye-catching adorns the roof of the town's open-air swimming pool

auntie aubrey · 07-11-2007, 04:44 PM

it's nasal jihad.

trisherina · 07-11-2007, 04:44 PM

Craig. Hon. It can have a roof, and open sides, like a festival tent, or partial sides, and STILL BE OPEN AIR!

craig johnston · 07-11-2007, 05:00 PM

open air is standing naked on blackpool beach in november!

aaah, i remember it well, especially the goosebumps.

btw trish you can call me hon anyday, makes me swoon!

Jack Flanders · 07-11-2007, 06:45 PM

My kid fvcked up (lost) my bookmarks folder AGAIN!!!!! I can't even express how angry I am right now.

Those GD computer games.

Tunesmith · 07-11-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Flanders

My kid fvcked up (lost) my bookmarks folder AGAIN!!!!! I can't even express how angry I am right now.

Those GD computer games.

Aw, I hate when that happens. Sorry Jack.

Are you using Firefox? If so, I think the 'marks are saved in some safely hidden place on your comp. Also, you can check out this nifty thing.

brightpearl · 07-12-2007, 09:25 AM

I think something of a 40-year-old virgin called last night to break up with me.

I didn't realize we were dating.

Somehow, I am the one that felt pathetic.

I seem to have rebounded pretty quickly.

Gatsby · 07-12-2007, 10:45 AM

l'azizza · 07-15-2007, 09:20 PM

Did you know?

The most famous cluster balloon flight took place on July 2, 1982 when a 33-year-old truck driver from San Pedro, Calif. set out to do some sightseeing.

Larry Walters, with no prior ballooning experience, attached 42 six-feet helium weather balloons to a Sears lawn chair, intending to go up a few hundred feet. But instead, he soared to 16,000-feet and was seen by passing airliners. (Imagine the conversations those airline pilots must have had when they looked out their cockpit window and saw a man sitting on a lawn chair floating by at 16,000 feet!)

Walters brought along pellet gun so he could shoot out the balloons when he was ready to descend, as well as a parachute and a CB radio so he could communicate with his friends below.

Unfortunately, he lost his glasses during his quick ascension and later dropped his pellet gun and crashed into power lines. However, he was not injured.

The FAA fined him $1,500 for his flight, and he later gained notoriety, appearing on “The Tonight Show” and “Late Night with David Letterman.”

craig johnston · 07-16-2007, 06:10 AM

what is the word for the emotion felt when a stunning young
babe looks up at you and says; 'my father is bigwig in russian
militaare' and later; 'i'm daddy's girl'?

Frieda · 07-16-2007, 06:23 AM

^ um, run??

Stephi_B · 07-16-2007, 06:37 AM

^^ Maybe *oopski* for a start.

Ehm, and before you follow Frieda's advice (not a bad one - unless you're out for adventure

),
could you please ask her if she has a brother

- age 25-35, blue, green or grey eyes would be fine... but well I'd have to look-see anyways.
Spassibo, dude!

craig johnston · 07-16-2007, 07:07 AM

well, the word 'bigwig' made me want to giggle, then i pictured
him and was very scared, then i looked at her and felt deep
regret. so it was a kind of humourous longing terror sadness.

Stephi_B · 07-16-2007, 07:19 AM

If that helps you in any way:
There's other stunning young babes out there whose daddies ain't scary Russian military men (or a mafiosi, contract killers or other such niceties)!

Well, and bigwig this bigwig that, I'd bet my ass that the girl very likely's got total control over him

Hyakujo's Fox · 07-16-2007, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston

what is the word for the emotion felt when a stunning young
babe looks up at you and says; 'my father is bigwig in russian
militaare' and later; 'i'm daddy's girl'?

is this before or after you've hit on her?

07-11-2007, 04:44 PM	#992
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	it's nasal jihad. __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

07-11-2007, 05:00 PM	#994
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	open air is standing naked on blackpool beach in november! aaah, i remember it well, especially the goosebumps. btw trish you can call me hon anyday, makes me swoon! __________________ the tea leaf family

07-16-2007, 06:10 AM	#1000
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	what is the word for the emotion felt when a stunning young babe looks up at you and says; 'my father is bigwig in russian militaare' and later; 'i'm daddy's girl'? __________________ the tea leaf family

07-16-2007, 06:23 AM	#1001
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	^ um, run?? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

07-16-2007, 07:07 AM	#1003
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	well, the word 'bigwig' made me want to giggle, then i pictured him and was very scared, then i looked at her and felt deep regret. so it was a kind of humourous longing terror sadness. __________________ the tea leaf family

07-11-2007, 04:44 PM	#993
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Craig. Hon. It can have a roof, and open sides, like a festival tent, or partial sides, and STILL BE OPEN AIR!

07-11-2007, 06:45 PM	#995
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	My kid fvcked up (lost) my bookmarks folder AGAIN!!!!! I can't even express how angry I am right now. Those GD computer games.

07-12-2007, 09:25 AM	#997
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	I think something of a 40-year-old virgin called last night to break up with me. I didn't realize we were dating. Somehow, I am the one that felt pathetic. I seem to have rebounded pretty quickly.

07-12-2007, 10:45 AM	#998
Gatsby I used to be a girl Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,152

07-15-2007, 09:20 PM	#999
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	Did you know? The most famous cluster balloon flight took place on July 2, 1982 when a 33-year-old truck driver from San Pedro, Calif. set out to do some sightseeing. Larry Walters, with no prior ballooning experience, attached 42 six-feet helium weather balloons to a Sears lawn chair, intending to go up a few hundred feet. But instead, he soared to 16,000-feet and was seen by passing airliners. (Imagine the conversations those airline pilots must have had when they looked out their cockpit window and saw a man sitting on a lawn chair floating by at 16,000 feet!) Walters brought along pellet gun so he could shoot out the balloons when he was ready to descend, as well as a parachute and a CB radio so he could communicate with his friends below. Unfortunately, he lost his glasses during his quick ascension and later dropped his pellet gun and crashed into power lines. However, he was not injured. The FAA fined him $1,500 for his flight, and he later gained notoriety, appearing on “The Tonight Show” and “Late Night with David Letterman.”

07-16-2007, 06:37 AM	#1002
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	^^ Maybe oopski for a start. Ehm, and before you follow Frieda's advice (not a bad one - unless you're out for adventure ), could you please ask her if she has a brother - age 25-35, blue, green or grey eyes would be fine... but well I'd have to look-see anyways. Spassibo, dude!

07-16-2007, 07:19 AM	#1004
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	If that helps you in any way: There's other stunning young babes out there whose daddies ain't scary Russian military men (or a mafiosi, contract killers or other such niceties)! Well, and bigwig this bigwig that, I'd bet my ass that the girl very likely's got total control over him

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