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Jack Flanders · 07-25-2007, 11:12 PM

I keep my rubberbands on the basement doorknob. Does that still count?

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 11:15 PM

If you focus on doing the best interpretive singing you can possibly do in the shower, one of the entertainment industry's talent scouts will hear you and offer you a contract to be the next Sinatra or Streisand. No, really. And this works for the car, too.

Tunesmith · 07-25-2007, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Flanders

I keep my rubberbands on the basement doorknob. Does that still count?

If you keep your rubberbands on the basement doorknob, you'll never run out of laundry detergent, no matter how many loads you do a week. It's been scientifically proven, I swear.

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 11:23 PM

If you always wash all your body parts in the same order in the shower your bank will never charge you a service fee if charging the fee would mean one of your checks would bounce. This works. Guaranteed. Trust me.

Jack Flanders · 07-25-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tunesmith

If you keep your rubberbands on the basement doorknob, you'll never run out of laundry detergent, no matter how many loads you do a week. It's been scientifically proven, I swear.

except my dumb-butt husband keeps throwing the rubberbands away. so - bad credit and dirty clothes.

i guess i should keep my rubberbands somewhere else. keep your rubberbands with you checkbook so you'll know when to bounce your checks.

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 11:54 PM

If you can get the gas dispenser to stop on a number with all zeroes after the first numeral you get the gas free.

07-25-2007, 11:15 PM	#2
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	If you focus on doing the best interpretive singing you can possibly do in the shower, one of the entertainment industry's talent scouts will hear you and offer you a contract to be the next Sinatra or Streisand. No, really. And this works for the car, too. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-25-2007, 11:23 PM	#4
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	If you always wash all your body parts in the same order in the shower your bank will never charge you a service fee if charging the fee would mean one of your checks would bounce. This works. Guaranteed. Trust me. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-25-2007, 11:54 PM	#6
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	If you can get the gas dispenser to stop on a number with all zeroes after the first numeral you get the gas free. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

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07-25-2007, 11:12 PM	#1
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	I keep my rubberbands on the basement doorknob. Does that still count?