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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: snap the fingers
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If you keep your rubberbands on the basement doorknob, you'll never run out of laundry detergent, no matter how many loads you do a week. It's been scientifically proven, I swear.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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If you always wash all your body parts in the same order in the shower your bank will never charge you a service fee if charging the fee would mean one of your checks would bounce. This works. Guaranteed. Trust me.
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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i guess i should keep my rubberbands somewhere else. keep your rubberbands with you checkbook so you'll know when to bounce your checks. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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If you can get the gas dispenser to stop on a number with all zeroes after the first numeral you get the gas free.
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