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lukkucairi · 07-30-2007, 02:25 AM

A new bread for Jack, bcos the old one's spirited away to the netherworld...

Jack, the squash vines have taken over the yard, and are about to eat the house. Should I quit fertilizing them?

Also: asparagus beans - they're just NEVER HAPPY. What gives?

Also: fungus gnats - are they little demons sent from Hell or what?

Also: this, wot I made for you and all other gardener type peoples, so you know where the flies sleep at night

brightpearl · 07-30-2007, 07:12 AM

^Vid's great! I thought the flowers were going to be my favorite parts until I saw the tendril go black to green at the end. Music's perfect.

trisherina · 07-30-2007, 10:18 AM

I think of you, Jack, whenever I look at the big bouquet of sweet peas on my desk... the sweet peas went a little mad so it's one of those perpetually-replenished bouquets (and STILL they keep threatening to take down the trellises!) -- and the moonflower is finefinefine, just no flowers yet.

Veruki · 07-30-2007, 10:57 AM

Great job on the video Lukku, it was like a nudie plantae movie. Jack you are indeed loved...

Jack Flanders · 07-30-2007, 01:12 PM

^^^

Happy dance!!! I'm off to cut my sister's totally out of control Spiraea shrubs down to the ground. It should have been done this spring after they bloomed but I wasn't visiting then. I love trimming plants back and watching them come back the next year all nice and full.

JesusTitties · 07-30-2007, 10:45 PM

this thread wasnt what i thought it was going to be, whatsoever.

randy · 07-30-2007, 11:16 PM

Please see the jack it off thread.^^^

CherishHellfire · 07-31-2007, 12:04 AM

A video w/ that amount of dirt makes me so very grateful for small pieces of earth that do there best to give me tomatoes and jalapeños. I <3 dirty vids.

Motivation to speak with the lemons and ask if they can go from mostly stump to mostly fruit in one season. It could happen. Do lemons like bowls of milk?

brightpearl · 07-31-2007, 12:23 AM

Lemons only like other lemons.

Best not to slice 'em up for tea in full view of the tree.

Jack Flanders · 07-31-2007, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties

this thread wasnt what i thought it was going to be, whatsoever.

It's weed.

Jack Flanders · 07-31-2007, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukkucairi

A new bread for Jack, bcos the old one's spirited away to the netherworld...

Jack, the squash vines have taken over the yard, and are about to eat the house. Should I quit fertilizing them?

Also: asparagus beans - they're just NEVER HAPPY. What gives?

Also: fungus gnats - are they little demons sent from Hell or what?

Also: this, wot I made for you and all other gardener type peoples, so you know where the flies sleep at night

I'm out of state visiting family but will get back soon about some of your problems. Liked the vid!

Tunesmith · 07-31-2007, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders

It's weed.

I think you mean "it's WEED!", Jack.

Jack Flanders · 07-31-2007, 12:49 AM

Yes it can be!! Long ago it was!!!

lukkucairi · 07-31-2007, 01:03 AM

no rush - take your time with your family, Jack!

I have decided to keep fertilizing the squash. I'm trying to get it to grow up onto the roof. will supply pictorial proof if I succeed

asparagus beans are still sulking though. I don't get it!

beryl: lemons may only like other lemons, but EVERYTHING likes fish fertilizer. even my dog. especially my dog.

TinaBina · 07-31-2007, 01:55 PM

JACK!!! you gave me great advice about my termaters

and the cherry tomatoes are OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Do you have any tips about composting?

07-30-2007, 02:25 AM	#1
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	Jack It Up A new bread for Jack, bcos the old one's spirited away to the netherworld... Jack, the squash vines have taken over the yard, and are about to eat the house. Should I quit fertilizing them? Also: asparagus beans - they're just NEVER HAPPY. What gives? Also: fungus gnats - are they little demons sent from Hell or what? Also: this, wot I made for you and all other gardener type peoples, so you know where the flies sleep at night Last edited by lukkucairi : 07-30-2007 at 02:50 AM.

07-30-2007, 10:57 AM	#4
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	Great job on the video Lukku, it was like a nudie plantae movie. Jack you are indeed loved... __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

07-30-2007, 11:16 PM	#7
randy monkey Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 42	Please see the jack it off thread.^^^ __________________ Life is tough; tougher when you're stupid---John Wayne

07-31-2007, 12:04 AM	#8
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	A video w/ that amount of dirt makes me so very grateful for small pieces of earth that do there best to give me tomatoes and jalapeños. I <3 dirty vids. Motivation to speak with the lemons and ask if they can go from mostly stump to mostly fruit in one season. It could happen. Do lemons like bowls of milk? __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

07-31-2007, 01:55 PM	#15
TinaBina Mooooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Over here! Posts: 355	JACK!!! you gave me great advice about my termaters and the cherry tomatoes are OUT OF CONTROL!!! Do you have any tips about composting? __________________ If you asked me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you, I came to live out loud. – Zola

07-30-2007, 07:12 AM	#2
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	^Vid's great! I thought the flowers were going to be my favorite parts until I saw the tendril go black to green at the end. Music's perfect.

07-30-2007, 10:18 AM	#3
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I think of you, Jack, whenever I look at the big bouquet of sweet peas on my desk... the sweet peas went a little mad so it's one of those perpetually-replenished bouquets (and STILL they keep threatening to take down the trellises!) -- and the moonflower is finefinefine, just no flowers yet.

07-30-2007, 01:12 PM	#5
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	^^^ Happy dance!!! I'm off to cut my sister's totally out of control Spiraea shrubs down to the ground. It should have been done this spring after they bloomed but I wasn't visiting then. I love trimming plants back and watching them come back the next year all nice and full.

07-30-2007, 10:45 PM	#6
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	this thread wasnt what i thought it was going to be, whatsoever.

07-31-2007, 12:23 AM	#9
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Lemons only like other lemons. Best not to slice 'em up for tea in full view of the tree.

07-31-2007, 12:49 AM	#13
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	Yes it can be!! Long ago it was!!!

07-31-2007, 01:03 AM	#14
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	no rush - take your time with your family, Jack! I have decided to keep fertilizing the squash. I'm trying to get it to grow up onto the roof. will supply pictorial proof if I succeed asparagus beans are still sulking though. I don't get it! beryl: lemons may only like other lemons, but EVERYTHING likes fish fertilizer. even my dog. especially my dog.

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