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Jack Flanders · 07-31-2007, 06:01 PM

Back to tattoos - I really hate needles so you'd have to totally sedate me.

T.I.P. · 07-31-2007, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl

Happy?

No, I was hoping for an extortion payment.

brightpearl · 07-31-2007, 06:03 PM

^We'll have to call it even!

lukkucairi · 07-31-2007, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders

Back to tattoos - I really hate needles so you'd have to totally sedate me.

jack, it hurts like hell!

not as bad as being whipped by a stingray, but it definitely helps to be a masochist.

Jack Flanders · 07-31-2007, 06:35 PM

UGH!!!! (and what's with post times/clocky thing?)

Marcus Bales · 08-01-2007, 12:55 AM

Yeah, and why haven't I gotten a PM from BP showing the Potential Locations, yet, hmmmmmmmmmm?

brightpearl · 08-01-2007, 01:20 AM

^No idea, I sent it hours ago.
Honest.

I'm sure if you just wait a while it'll turn up.

AAaaaaany minute now...
Yup.

Maybe you should have a cuppa while you're waiting.

And a sandwich

lukkucairi · 08-01-2007, 01:50 AM

^^ the fact that that sandwich is from selfridges amuses me immensely

Jaime · 08-01-2007, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherishHellfire

Google shmoogle.
Any image of a rhino that speaks to you will be the one you choose, perhaps you have already.

As for placement, may I suggest here?

I'm sorry, this is off topic, but I just Googled "shmoogle", and found a Jewish version of Google, which made me smile.

And to not be completely off topic, I have some advice to youngsters:

Swearing in public does not make you sound older. It has the opposite effect.

Stephi_B · 08-01-2007, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.I.P.

saxophone players are definitely not to be trusted. esp. when they play porn melodies right outside your office.

Oh, means that with assassinating the pornsaxonist did not yet work out?

Do you need help?

As I just learned that they falsely filed me in the highest tax class - that's where my missing 400€ salary went - but all their hotlines are non-stop occupied - I will have to find a job for after official Feierabend to pay my bills. Well, helping out in some bar/cafe/restaurant/kebap doesn't figure cos it's semester vacations and all such jobs are occupied. At the job office they told me that for starting as newbie in prostitution I'm like 10+ years too old yet. Yes, and for that secret lab in my cellar compartment - have two left hands, but am a diplomised poisoner after all - to produce drugs and/or explosives I'd first need to organise lots of material (I don't have a car so I'd have to transport all stolen... er... organised things home from uni in an unsuspicious jute-bag - that'd take some time). So I figured out, I might work as hired killer till the rest of my salary arrives. For you as fellow monkey it would of course be free! A training case so to say. I mean a saxophon player shouldn't be too hard or?

Stephi_B · 08-01-2007, 07:53 AM

Yippee-yippee-yay!

Got through on the phone, they typed something wrong in their databank - will get the rest of my salary asap!!

But what shall I do now with this gun, which I bought (from all money I still found in the piggybank) last night from this sinister looking guy with unidentifiable accent? Any advice?

brightpearl · 08-01-2007, 08:30 AM

^Thank God, I was reading your post above that and wondering if you had somehow stumbled into a Terry Gilliam movie...

Marcus Bales · 08-01-2007, 08:30 AM

Pretty soon someone who looks like Anna, but in a purple wig and a long scarf, will be asking to buy it from you. She's the one who's responsible for your brief sojourn as the Dragon of the East. Shoot her.

Stephi_B · 08-01-2007, 08:37 AM

^ 'brief sojourn' you say?! Well, am still scrubbing off these itchy dragon scales from my body.

Purple wig and long scarf, alright - thank you for the target profile!

T.I.P. · 08-01-2007, 08:43 AM

if a man comes to your place and asks you if Bjorn is inside and does he have the blueberry muffins, you should let him in. He know where the saxophone player lives.

There will be a hefty check in the mail if you follow through

.

08-01-2007, 12:55 AM	#111
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Yeah, and why haven't I gotten a PM from BP showing the Potential Locations, yet, hmmmmmmmmmm? __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-01-2007, 08:30 AM	#118
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Pretty soon someone who looks like Anna, but in a purple wig and a long scarf, will be asking to buy it from you. She's the one who's responsible for your brief sojourn as the Dragon of the East. Shoot her. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

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07-31-2007, 06:01 PM	#106
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	Back to tattoos - I really hate needles so you'd have to totally sedate me.

07-31-2007, 06:03 PM	#108
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	^We'll have to call it even!

07-31-2007, 06:35 PM	#110
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	UGH!!!! (and what's with post times/clocky thing?)

08-01-2007, 01:20 AM	#112
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	^No idea, I sent it hours ago. Honest. I'm sure if you just wait a while it'll turn up. AAaaaaany minute now... Yup. Maybe you should have a cuppa while you're waiting. And a sandwich

08-01-2007, 01:50 AM	#113
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	^^ the fact that that sandwich is from selfridges amuses me immensely

08-01-2007, 07:53 AM	#116
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	Yippee-yippee-yay! Got through on the phone, they typed something wrong in their databank - will get the rest of my salary asap!! But what shall I do now with this gun, which I bought (from all money I still found in the piggybank) last night from this sinister looking guy with unidentifiable accent? Any advice?

08-01-2007, 08:30 AM	#117
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	^Thank God, I was reading your post above that and wondering if you had somehow stumbled into a Terry Gilliam movie...

08-01-2007, 08:37 AM	#119
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	^ 'brief sojourn' you say?! Well, am still scrubbing off these itchy dragon scales from my body. Purple wig and long scarf, alright - thank you for the target profile!

08-01-2007, 08:43 AM	#120
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	if a man comes to your place and asks you if Bjorn is inside and does he have the blueberry muffins, you should let him in. He know where the saxophone player lives. There will be a hefty check in the mail if you follow through .