The Adventures of Idiot Boy - ZEFRANK.COM

keotis · 08-27-2007, 08:34 PM

Idiot boy stretched contentedly as his mouth opened into a huge and stinky yawn. He felt an odd pang of pride at his accomplishment. Today had been a particularly productive day for our hero... "Almost THREE bags of chips. Gotta find something else. One can take only soo much grease."
When suddenly a scream caused Idiot Boy to STREAK into action (literally, he forgot he was only wearing a towel).

"Oh MY GOD!!!! He's NAKED!!!!!" yelled the woman, obviously disturbed by the potato chip bag clinging to his... um, well... never mind that. Thoughts raced through his mind... "Why is this woman screaming... why do I feel a draft... um, where are my clothes?"

Then, the man who was hideously beating the woman... at checkers... tried getting away but Idiot Boy used his Super Undressing Powers to take the man's clothes. "Ha-haaa! I have saved this woman from you and got clothes! Two stones, one bird. Wait a minute, let me try that again..."

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08-27-2007, 08:34 PM	#1
keotis monkey Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: home Posts: 12	Idiot boy stretched contentedly as his mouth opened into a huge and stinky yawn. He felt an odd pang of pride at his accomplishment. Today had been a particularly productive day for our hero... "Almost THREE bags of chips. Gotta find something else. One can take only soo much grease." When suddenly a scream caused Idiot Boy to STREAK into action (literally, he forgot he was only wearing a towel). "Oh MY GOD!!!! He's NAKED!!!!!" yelled the woman, obviously disturbed by the potato chip bag clinging to his... um, well... never mind that. Thoughts raced through his mind... "Why is this woman screaming... why do I feel a draft... um, where are my clothes?" Then, the man who was hideously beating the woman... at checkers... tried getting away but Idiot Boy used his Super Undressing Powers to take the man's clothes. "Ha-haaa! I have saved this woman from you and got clothes! Two stones, one bird. Wait a minute, let me try that again..."