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brightpearl · 11-27-2007, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Kid Hoyt

Do I win?

You might've, but Frieda has a watch that'll make your belt buckle its bitch.

Peregrine · 11-27-2007, 03:10 PM

I have two undergraduate degrees. One of them in computer science.

I was about to quit my job, until they gave me a new assignment... using Linux.

I have either built, or disassembled and reassembled every computer I have ever owned. Including my Linux box. My text editor of choice, when an X terminal is unavailable, is vi.

I have seen every episode of Star Trek. From all five series. Including the movies. And more than a few fan-films.

I have an extensive, and I mean extensive collection of Star Trek, Star Wars, and Dune novels, and even a few novels from Red Dwarf. I have read the entire Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series.

Back in university, some friends and I had a series of Web pages, the contents of which I hope that the Internet simply forgets about, because frankly, they're so nerdy, they scare even me.

I too own a working Atari 2600 circa 1983, with the wood grain panel on the front (four switch model). I also own every Nintendo console, two GBAs, and a DS Lite. For Christmas one year, my wife gave me a belt buckle in the likeness of a classic Nintendo controller.

I have life-sized cardboard stand-ups of R2-D2 and C3-P0.

auntie aubrey · 11-27-2007, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peregrine

Back in university, some friends and I had a series of Web pages, the contents of which I hope that the Internet simply forgets about, because frankly, they're so nerdy, they scare even me.

back in college i built a rather extensive website dedicated to cartoon villains. excuse me while i radiate shame.

Frieda · 11-27-2007, 03:40 PM

this isnt a friggin contest

show us what gives you a nerdgasm-- share the joy!

Angry Kid Hoyt · 11-27-2007, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda

this isnt a friggin contest

show us what gives you a nerdgasm-- share the joy!

The fact that the term "nerdgasm" has been coined gives me one.

num num num

auntie aubrey · 11-27-2007, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda

share the joy!

i'm too ashamed to post the URL. but please enjoy this ulexite egg as much as i do:

Angry Kid Hoyt · 11-27-2007, 04:29 PM

auntie aubrey · 11-27-2007, 04:34 PM

are you trying to buy my affection with a lovely hematite?

er-- i mean, hey, how YOU doin'?

brightpearl · 11-27-2007, 04:42 PM

^oooh, I like hematite too. I carry a teeny hematite rhinoceros in my bag since summer.

You know, because I am a rhinoceros nerd.

auntie aubrey · 11-27-2007, 04:53 PM

that explains your first post in this thread. hematite affects mathematical ability. oh, did i mention that i'm also a new-agey-nerd? i check everything according to resonance with bodily/emotional/mental function and which chakra is affected.

we just bought my mother in law a set of windchimes for christmas and before i wrapped the gift i had to ensure that they were tuned to a chakra that rang true (no pun intended) to her personality. i was absolutely willing to exchange them if the chakra wasn't right. fortunately they're tuned to E, which is the solar plexus. which is an excellent choice for her.

and while we're on the subject, say hello to my tibetan singing bowl:

it resonates a pure, clear B, which corresponds with the crown chakra. it's one of my favorite "save if there's a fire" possessions.

newagegasm.

brightpearl · 11-27-2007, 04:56 PM

^That's very interesting. I know very little about such things, but I recently became a sound nerd, so I'll have to do some reading.

Lookit, it's a bebe.

I will love him and pet him and call him George.

T.I.P. · 11-27-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda

this isnt a friggin contest

show us what gives you a nerdgasm-- share the joy!

then again, there are few things more NERDY than a contest

T.I.P. · 11-27-2007, 07:12 PM

ok after some thought i take that back...there are many things more nerdy than contests...

sorry i have impulses to blurt stuff out like that lately. Actually I just had an impulse to cancel my FAWKING bank card because i thought some AHOLE had spent 151 euros on pictures of his vacation using my stolen card (150 euros removed from my account under "FOTOVISTA")

turns out FOTOVISTA is a website where i just bought a hard disk and the AHOLE who spent 151 euros there is me

i called back to "uncancel" my card 2 minutes later and it was already too late

fck fck fkc kf ckk fkck

by the way have i mentioned that i have 5 Tibetan bowls and they are all tuned to play in harmony ? not that it's a contest or anything...

T.I.P. · 11-27-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by auntie aubrey

and while we're on the subject, say hello to my tibetan singing bowl:

it resonates a pure, clear B, which corresponds with the crown chakra. it's one of my favorite "save if there's a fire" possessions.

i think i need to recalibrate my chakras ASAP

Frieda · 11-27-2007, 07:51 PM

just look at that carpet, take a deep breath and let it all go

11-27-2007, 03:40 PM	#19
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	this isnt a friggin contest show us what gives you a nerdgasm-- share the joy! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-27-2007, 04:34 PM	#23
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	are you trying to buy my affection with a lovely hematite? er-- i mean, hey, how YOU doin'? __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

11-27-2007, 04:53 PM	#25
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	that explains your first post in this thread. hematite affects mathematical ability. oh, did i mention that i'm also a new-agey-nerd? i check everything according to resonance with bodily/emotional/mental function and which chakra is affected. we just bought my mother in law a set of windchimes for christmas and before i wrapped the gift i had to ensure that they were tuned to a chakra that rang true (no pun intended) to her personality. i was absolutely willing to exchange them if the chakra wasn't right. fortunately they're tuned to E, which is the solar plexus. which is an excellent choice for her. and while we're on the subject, say hello to my tibetan singing bowl: it resonates a pure, clear B, which corresponds with the crown chakra. it's one of my favorite "save if there's a fire" possessions. newagegasm. __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

11-27-2007, 07:51 PM	#30
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	just look at that carpet, take a deep breath and let it all go __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

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11-27-2007, 03:10 PM	#17
Peregrine Bird of Prey Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 249	I have two undergraduate degrees. One of them in computer science. I was about to quit my job, until they gave me a new assignment... using Linux. I have either built, or disassembled and reassembled every computer I have ever owned. Including my Linux box. My text editor of choice, when an X terminal is unavailable, is vi. I have seen every episode of Star Trek. From all five series. Including the movies. And more than a few fan-films. I have an extensive, and I mean extensive collection of Star Trek, Star Wars, and Dune novels, and even a few novels from Red Dwarf. I have read the entire Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series. Back in university, some friends and I had a series of Web pages, the contents of which I hope that the Internet simply forgets about, because frankly, they're so nerdy, they scare even me. I too own a working Atari 2600 circa 1983, with the wood grain panel on the front (four switch model). I also own every Nintendo console, two GBAs, and a DS Lite. For Christmas one year, my wife gave me a belt buckle in the likeness of a classic Nintendo controller. I have life-sized cardboard stand-ups of R2-D2 and C3-P0.

11-27-2007, 04:29 PM	#22
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594

11-27-2007, 04:42 PM	#24
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	^oooh, I like hematite too. I carry a teeny hematite rhinoceros in my bag since summer. You know, because I am a rhinoceros nerd.

11-27-2007, 04:56 PM	#26
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	^That's very interesting. I know very little about such things, but I recently became a sound nerd, so I'll have to do some reading. Lookit, it's a bebe. I will love him and pet him and call him George.

11-27-2007, 07:12 PM	#28
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	ok after some thought i take that back...there are many things more nerdy than contests... sorry i have impulses to blurt stuff out like that lately. Actually I just had an impulse to cancel my FAWKING bank card because i thought some AHOLE had spent 151 euros on pictures of his vacation using my stolen card (150 euros removed from my account under "FOTOVISTA") turns out FOTOVISTA is a website where i just bought a hard disk and the AHOLE who spent 151 euros there is me i called back to "uncancel" my card 2 minutes later and it was already too late fck fck fkc kf ckk fkck by the way have i mentioned that i have 5 Tibetan bowls and they are all tuned to play in harmony ? not that it's a contest or anything...