This is the thread where everyone is random, Part II

[Frieda]

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama

fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama duck

llama llama cheesecake llama
tablet brick potato llama

llama llama mushroom llama
llama llama duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake

i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama's

llama llama duck

half a llama twice the llama
not a llama
farmer llama

llama in a car
alarm a llama

llama llama duck

is it how it's told now
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob ankle cold

now my song is getting thin
i've ran out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck

[Odbe]

^ You typed that all out from memory, didn't you? I made the mistake of showing it to two children once - before I had to sit in the same car as them on a long road trip. I pretty much learned it off by heart from that.



I've got a very important hypothetical question for you all.
You have two dogs, both Siberian huskies with white masks, legs and bellies but otherwise coloured. One is black and grey, the other is golden-brown. You know their names are Shadow and Holly, but which name goes with which dog?

Later you find out that the black one is female and the brown one is male. Do you switch the names around, or keep them as they are?

[brightpearl]

^the most important factor is whether the dogs already know their names...

[brightpearl]

[Tunesmith]

I really wanna comment on zero's post in the "this is" thread, but I just can't bring myself to.

[trisherina]

If anyone wanted to sign up christmas-trading@hotmail.com for all of the most noxious spam offers they get, you know, I would not object.

[brightpearl]

this makes me sad

[Odbe]

^thanks for sharing that.

[Frieda]

i saw my old strawberry and it had a huge dent in the left door

poor strawberry but quite a surprise she's still driving around

[priceyfatprude]

Richard Roeper, I hate you. You are no Gene Siskel.

[Jaime]

That article was right. All actors should carry cell phones.

It looks much less crazy to walk down the street practicing my monologue with the phone's to my ear so it looks like I'm talking to someone and not just myself.

[T.I.P.]

i have strong impulses to say the word "douchebag" on a daily basis, for no particular reason

[lukkucairi]

[Frieda]

i'm almost out of toilet paper

[brightpearl]

^If your title means what I think it means, get some more asap!