Linked

[Lauren]

Linked is where you can make up a random person(or yourself) and have somtething totally bizzarre/funny ( or both ) happen to them. They can be truthfully impossible.The way these will be connected is the have to be tied in with the who posted before you. Lets begin:

Bob Secorgie was walking down the street with his wonder cup of coffee and a large sugary donut. Ah yes life was good. After biting a large mouthful of powdery donut goodness and smearing all over his face he saw *gasp* his ex-girlfriend Melonie was walking swiftly down the street toward him. Bob paniced, he leapt to the edge of the sidewalk by a crosswalk. Waiting to cross the street was a very old woman. She looked ancient and almost ready to keel over and die. Desperate to make Melonie jealous he waved to her and linked arms with the older woman. Have you met my new girlfriend Melonie, this is Alice Baker said Bob. Melonie looked startled and replied " mother get away from that weirdo!!!

Remember to connect your character to Bob not just through family you could be Bob's Hair dresser (for example). Good luck~