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Hyakujo's Fox · 11-18-2007, 09:45 AM

Every time you use soap to remove a ring that's too small, you have to deal with some suds.

Every time you stumble in the night

Coffee · 11-18-2007, 04:56 PM

Every time you stumble in the night you hear an earsplitting shriek and your cat gets another bruise.

Every time you hose the bird poop off your boat decks

Odbe · 11-18-2007, 06:09 PM

Every time you hose the bird poop off your boat decks, the microscopic organisms in the ocean have a bit more to eat.

Every time you just start thinking you've got it made,

Tunesmith · 11-18-2007, 08:44 PM

Every time you just start thinking you've got it made, you realize that your significant other's birthday was yesterday.

Every time someone plays the xylophone using a pair of spoons,

brightpearl · 11-18-2007, 09:43 PM

Every time someone plays the xylophone using a pair of spoons, someone eats a drumstick with their fingers.

Every time you start to put your shoe on the wrong foot,

Coffee · 11-19-2007, 01:04 AM

Every time you start to put your shoe on the wrong foot, you pause and question the rules and conventions we are all brow beaten into living under, a rebellious streak arises within you and you force that wrong foot into the right shoe until finally your discomfort causes you to sheepishly submit to convention putting the shoe back on the correct foot...dammit....dammit...dammit all to hell.

Every time a mime talks,

Odbe · 11-19-2007, 04:53 PM

Every time a mime talks, a clown cries.

Every time someone writes on a wall,

Coffee · 11-20-2007, 02:11 AM

Every time someone writes on a wall, strange men call ezro with indecent offers.

Every time JT posts here,

CherishHellfire · 02-21-2008, 04:26 AM

Every time JT posts here, so does CherishHellfire.

Every time I sneeze

Angry Kid Hoyt · 02-21-2008, 01:13 PM

Everytime I sneeze, a goblin gets his hump.

Everytime a bubble bursts

Stephi_B · 02-21-2008, 01:30 PM

Everytime a bubble bursts, a new bubble emerges somewhere in the universe - from The Unified Law of Soap and Other Bubbles.

Everytime a sock gets lost

Angry Kid Hoyt · 02-21-2008, 01:38 PM

Everytime a sock gets lost, Hoyt becomes stronger.

Everytime a puppy burps,

Bobby · 02-21-2008, 11:42 PM

Everytime a puppy burps, a coin flips.

Everytime a swallow lands,

hypnoplasm · 02-22-2008, 05:33 AM

Everytime a swallow lands, a cough up a little dirt.

Everytime Ijoin twowords,

Angry Kid Hoyt · 02-22-2008, 12:52 PM

Everytime Ijoin twowords, space gets a little smaller.

Everytime I think of you,

02-21-2008, 04:26 AM	#204
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	Every time JT posts here, so does CherishHellfire. Every time I sneeze __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

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11-18-2007, 09:45 AM	#196
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Every time you use soap to remove a ring that's too small, you have to deal with some suds. Every time you stumble in the night

11-18-2007, 04:56 PM	#197
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Every time you stumble in the night you hear an earsplitting shriek and your cat gets another bruise. Every time you hose the bird poop off your boat decks

11-18-2007, 06:09 PM	#198
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Every time you hose the bird poop off your boat decks, the microscopic organisms in the ocean have a bit more to eat. Every time you just start thinking you've got it made,

11-18-2007, 08:44 PM	#199
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	Every time you just start thinking you've got it made, you realize that your significant other's birthday was yesterday. Every time someone plays the xylophone using a pair of spoons,

11-18-2007, 09:43 PM	#200
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time someone plays the xylophone using a pair of spoons, someone eats a drumstick with their fingers. Every time you start to put your shoe on the wrong foot,

11-19-2007, 01:04 AM	#201
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Every time you start to put your shoe on the wrong foot, you pause and question the rules and conventions we are all brow beaten into living under, a rebellious streak arises within you and you force that wrong foot into the right shoe until finally your discomfort causes you to sheepishly submit to convention putting the shoe back on the correct foot...dammit....dammit...dammit all to hell. Every time a mime talks,

11-19-2007, 04:53 PM	#202
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Every time a mime talks, a clown cries. Every time someone writes on a wall,

11-20-2007, 02:11 AM	#203
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Every time someone writes on a wall, strange men call ezro with indecent offers. Every time JT posts here,

02-21-2008, 01:13 PM	#205
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594	Everytime I sneeze, a goblin gets his hump. Everytime a bubble bursts

02-21-2008, 01:30 PM	#206
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	Everytime a bubble bursts, a new bubble emerges somewhere in the universe - from The Unified Law of Soap and Other Bubbles. Everytime a sock gets lost

02-21-2008, 01:38 PM	#207
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594	Everytime a sock gets lost, Hoyt becomes stronger. Everytime a puppy burps,

02-21-2008, 11:42 PM	#208
Bobby Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25	Everytime a puppy burps, a coin flips. Everytime a swallow lands,

02-22-2008, 05:33 AM	#209
hypnoplasm Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Phila Posts: 262	Everytime a swallow lands, a cough up a little dirt. Everytime Ijoin twowords,

02-22-2008, 12:52 PM	#210
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594	Everytime Ijoin twowords, space gets a little smaller. Everytime I think of you,