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JesusTitties · 03-06-2008, 07:41 PM

I dont know anyone, anymore. I am nervous, alone and frightened.
Please come over to me, I promise I wont harm you.

Frieda · 03-06-2008, 08:04 PM

hey tits! how's everything? long time no see, what have you been up to?

JesusTitties · 03-06-2008, 08:31 PM

theres someone i recognize..
things are good.

how are you

lapietra · 03-06-2008, 08:33 PM

JesusTitties · 03-06-2008, 08:34 PM

i know you too!

i was at the humane society today
they have a lot of cats

Marcus Bales · 03-06-2008, 08:36 PM

Welcome back. Now tell a funny story.

lapietra · 03-06-2008, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties

i know you too!

i was at the humane society today
they have a lot of cats

I like cats.

JesusTitties · 03-06-2008, 08:42 PM

3 weeks ago I went shopping with a friend who had to buy new boots... we ended up getting her the Uggs but we walked around for a while and stopped at Yogan Fruz or however you spell it - i am unsure if you have those in the states, but up here they are popular in malls. I got chocolate in a small cup.

We ended up walking into the GAP and i was approached by a very snotty flagrantly homosexual staff member about how there is no food or drinks in the store. I told him I shop and spend there all the time, and I knew the owner, and that i found it personally offensive that he would ask me to finish it outside - especially since the yogan fruz was contained in a cup.

Finally he shook his head, said fine and walked away. My friend had already walked away in the store, she knew what i was saying was total BS and i actually loathe the GAP.

I wasnt in the store 5 minutes when i went to reach for a sweater on the discount rack, and my elbow hit the side of a manequin and i dropped my yogan fruz all over a table full of beige wool pullovers.

It was a disaster there was a yogan fruz waterfall and the whirlpool section was on a sweet pair of old man pleated khaki's on the second stool below the table.

I bolted out of there, and im sure i will never be able to show my face in that GAP again.

You kind of had to be there.

JesusTitties · 03-06-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapietra

I like cats.

i know

Frieda · 03-06-2008, 09:00 PM

that was a funny story indeed

but wft is yogan fruz??

JesusTitties · 03-06-2008, 09:18 PM

http://www.yogenfruz.com/home/

It must be a Canadian thing.
its basically yogurt made into a soft-style icecream, that is much better and low in fat for you. It melts easily, thus creating a mess, but its in most of our malls up here.

lapietra · 03-06-2008, 09:28 PM

Ooo! It's kind of like Heidi's Yogen Frozurt.

They're gone now.

But they used to be allll over.

Avalon · 03-06-2008, 10:11 PM

Nice to see you again, JT

JesusTitties · 03-06-2008, 10:15 PM

hi avalon

Odbe · 03-07-2008, 02:29 AM

Hi JT, I was wondering where you'd got to. You were on a super secret mission for a company with initials, weren't you? That's why you can't tell us where you were. Don't worry, I understand completely.

03-06-2008, 07:41 PM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	Hello. I dont know anyone, anymore. I am nervous, alone and frightened. Please come over to me, I promise I wont harm you.

03-06-2008, 08:04 PM	#2
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	hey tits! how's everything? long time no see, what have you been up to? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-06-2008, 08:33 PM	#4
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	hi __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

03-06-2008, 08:36 PM	#6
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Welcome back. Now tell a funny story. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

03-06-2008, 09:00 PM	#10
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	that was a funny story indeed but wft is yogan fruz?? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-06-2008, 08:31 PM	#3
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	theres someone i recognize.. things are good. how are you

03-06-2008, 08:34 PM	#5
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	i know you too! i was at the humane society today they have a lot of cats

03-06-2008, 08:42 PM	#8
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	3 weeks ago I went shopping with a friend who had to buy new boots... we ended up getting her the Uggs but we walked around for a while and stopped at Yogan Fruz or however you spell it - i am unsure if you have those in the states, but up here they are popular in malls. I got chocolate in a small cup. We ended up walking into the GAP and i was approached by a very snotty flagrantly homosexual staff member about how there is no food or drinks in the store. I told him I shop and spend there all the time, and I knew the owner, and that i found it personally offensive that he would ask me to finish it outside - especially since the yogan fruz was contained in a cup. Finally he shook his head, said fine and walked away. My friend had already walked away in the store, she knew what i was saying was total BS and i actually loathe the GAP. I wasnt in the store 5 minutes when i went to reach for a sweater on the discount rack, and my elbow hit the side of a manequin and i dropped my yogan fruz all over a table full of beige wool pullovers. It was a disaster there was a yogan fruz waterfall and the whirlpool section was on a sweet pair of old man pleated khaki's on the second stool below the table. I bolted out of there, and im sure i will never be able to show my face in that GAP again. You kind of had to be there.

03-06-2008, 09:18 PM	#11
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	http://www.yogenfruz.com/home/ It must be a Canadian thing. its basically yogurt made into a soft-style icecream, that is much better and low in fat for you. It melts easily, thus creating a mess, but its in most of our malls up here.

03-06-2008, 09:28 PM	#12
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Ooo! It's kind of like Heidi's Yogen Frozurt. They're gone now. But they used to be allll over. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

03-06-2008, 10:11 PM	#13
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Nice to see you again, JT __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

03-06-2008, 10:15 PM	#14
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	hi avalon

03-07-2008, 02:29 AM	#15
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Hi JT, I was wondering where you'd got to. You were on a super secret mission for a company with initials, weren't you? That's why you can't tell us where you were. Don't worry, I understand completely.

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