Why am I up this early?!!!

[nycwriters]

... ah well, seeing as I am ... here's a couple of Q's to get to know your warped way of thinking:

1. Coffee or tea person?
2. Dog or cat person?
3. Use one word to describe you.
4. What's the last thing someone said to you that left an impression?
5. Do you consider yourself political? If so, do you like to argue/debate a lot? What are your political leanings and how did you get there?
6. Some idiot comes up to you in a bar ... what's your best "get lost" line?
7. You've done something, now you're in for it! What did you do?! The newspapers have caught wind of it; write the lead (first couple of paragraphs/first paragraph) to the story they're going to run on you in tomorrow's paper.
8. What do you consider your greatest attribute?
9. What do you consider your greatest flaw?
10. What's your favorite quote/poetry line/lyric line?
11. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
12. What's your sign babeeeeee?!

Uhhh, I guess that's it.

Cheers!