The silly things that go wrong in life - Page 6 - ZEFRANK.COM

Frieda · 01-17-2008, 12:06 PM

i just put a bread & cheese sandwich in the oven and turned it on for 10 minutes.

BUT

it was still on microwave setting

how on earth do i get all this smoke out of my house??

lapietra · 01-17-2008, 07:22 PM

TOO
FREAKING
MUCH
MUSTARD!!!

*tries to douse flames coming out of nose with tears*

seebe · 01-17-2008, 10:54 PM

^ hehehe

zero · 01-21-2008, 05:26 PM

^

ME TOO!!

lukkucairi · 01-25-2008, 06:58 AM

my soup exploded.

now I have no soup. And it's 3am and I'm still hungry

Veruki · 06-25-2008, 12:30 PM

so far today:
I accidentally slept in
my house alarm keeps going off for no reason
my garage clicker stop working
on the way to work, my bike broke (resulting in a cut on my leg)
no one would answer their phone to come to my rescue and had to walk the rest of the way

I refuse to move from this spot, or else something might explode.

Frieda · 06-25-2008, 01:14 PM

^your computer?

Frieda · 06-25-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda

i just put a bread & cheese sandwich in the oven and turned it on for 10 minutes.

BUT

it was still on microwave setting

how on earth do i get all this smoke out of my house??

oh i just noticed this post of mine

i still haven't cleaned my oven since the incident and therefore not used my oven-- maybe i will clean my oven one day. maybe.

zero · 07-10-2008, 01:52 PM

one thing that drives me nuts is how some people pronounce rizabasten! it's rRREE - ZABASTEN ( soft "z" and soft "n" at the end, emphasis on the "rrree" ) not fvckken RITZ ABASTEN ( emphasis on the "ritz" ).

rrree - zabasten !

12"razormix · 07-10-2008, 02:07 PM

basti's online and he's going to have your arse on toast!

zero · 07-10-2008, 02:11 PM

that's what i was thinking too then i noticed beside his name it says "banned"

..rizabasten's banned - when did that happen??

12"razormix · 07-10-2008, 02:14 PM

some donkeysex site or other unacceptable sexhaving ness.

likely.

zero · 07-10-2008, 02:21 PM

serves him right then - such a senseless waste of an assertive-sounding username

zomrix i have chosen you to be the face of my new campaign

Frieda · 07-10-2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero

that's what i was thinking too then i noticed beside his name it says "banned"

..rizabasten's banned - when did that happen??

i lookied it up for you-- 5 days ago

zoomshebangbangtraximix12" is going to be the face of a new biscuit?

zero · 07-10-2008, 02:30 PM

well i haven't actually thought of what my new campaign's about yet

- i'm going along to my abandoned boatyard in a wee minute - there is where will ponder such matters

01-17-2008, 12:06 PM	#76
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	i just put a bread & cheese sandwich in the oven and turned it on for 10 minutes. BUT it was still on microwave setting how on earth do i get all this smoke out of my house?? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

01-17-2008, 07:22 PM	#77
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	TOO FREAKING MUCH MUSTARD!!! tries to douse flames coming out of nose with tears __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

01-21-2008, 05:26 PM	#79
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	^ ME TOO!!

06-25-2008, 12:30 PM	#81
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	so far today: I accidentally slept in my house alarm keeps going off for no reason my garage clicker stop working on the way to work, my bike broke (resulting in a cut on my leg) no one would answer their phone to come to my rescue and had to walk the rest of the way I refuse to move from this spot, or else something might explode. __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

06-25-2008, 01:14 PM	#82
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	^your computer? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

01-17-2008, 10:54 PM	#78
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	^ hehehe

01-25-2008, 06:58 AM	#80
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	my soup exploded. now I have no soup. And it's 3am and I'm still hungry

07-10-2008, 01:52 PM	#84
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	one thing that drives me nuts is how some people pronounce rizabasten! it's rRREE - ZABASTEN ( soft "z" and soft "n" at the end, emphasis on the "rrree" ) not fvckken RITZ ABASTEN ( emphasis on the "ritz" ). rrree - zabasten !

07-10-2008, 02:07 PM	#85
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	basti's online and he's going to have your arse on toast!

07-10-2008, 02:11 PM	#86
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	that's what i was thinking too then i noticed beside his name it says "banned" ..rizabasten's banned - when did that happen??

07-10-2008, 02:14 PM	#87
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	some donkeysex site or other unacceptable sexhaving ness. likely.

07-10-2008, 02:21 PM	#88
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	serves him right then - such a senseless waste of an assertive-sounding username zomrix i have chosen you to be the face of my new campaign

07-10-2008, 02:30 PM	#90
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	well i haven't actually thought of what my new campaign's about yet - i'm going along to my abandoned boatyard in a wee minute - there is where will ponder such matters

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