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rmr · 08-18-2007, 01:45 PM

oh i'm sick of you already!

brightpearl · 08-18-2007, 01:47 PM

They told me you were dead, but I didn't believe it. The Shut Up man is a universal constant, like the speed of light.

You were in the loo for a long time, though. No more samosas for you.

brightpearl · 08-26-2007, 12:13 PM

This is clearly copyright infringement. I hope you haven't told your lawyer to shut up recently.

Lookit 'im smilin' like a smug monkey. Disgraceful.

Large Marge · 08-27-2007, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero

SHUTPU

Yes!

Do you have the old "touched up" photos of him, too?

lukkucairi · 06-22-2008, 10:21 AM

Dear SUHT UP Man:

Are you available for parties and other functions? What are your rates?

sincerely,

Lulu

T.I.P. · 06-22-2008, 03:56 PM

the shut up man is sorry to announce that he is currently out of office and cannot process your request.

He is enjoying a well deserved vacation in the "bugger off" islands.

Any business related items are put on hold until further notice.

brightpearl · 06-22-2008, 05:23 PM

Is he still keeping his personal...um, appointments?

Not that I have one written in red letters with tiny hearts drawn around it on my calendar or anything.

Just wondering.

12"razormix · 06-22-2008, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl

Is he still keeping his personal...um, appointments?

you bet!

brightpearl · 06-22-2008, 05:54 PM

Oh good.
I've got an angioplasty scheduled for my parakeet next week, and he promised to give the cardiologist some pointers if I paid for his next back waxing.

T.I.P. · 06-22-2008, 06:08 PM

word on the street says shut up man thickened his back hair before the vacation to save on sun screen

brightpearl · 06-23-2008, 08:25 AM

That's fine.
I recoup the money by selling the hair to Paris Hilton's hair extensions manufacturer.

zero · 06-23-2008, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luckkycanary

are you available for "parties"... "other" functions? ... rates?

..what you and your swinger-friends get up to at weekends is entirely yours own business, however SUHT UP and don't inslut me with transparent attempts to embroil me in yours seedy suburban goings-on.

i mean, do i look like that type of person?

well. do i?

^it's REHTORICAL so don't answer. SHUT UP.

Veruki · 06-25-2008, 12:38 PM

Hi there! Nice to see you again. Would you like share sandwich with me this afternoon?

brightpearl · 11-24-2008, 11:00 AM

Hi, just popping round to borrow a cup of sugar!

zero · 11-24-2008, 03:24 PM

^i wish someone would lend her a cup of SHUT UP

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Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	Hi there! Nice to see you again. Would you like share sandwich with me this afternoon? __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

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08-18-2007, 01:45 PM	#331
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	oh i'm sick of you already!

08-18-2007, 01:47 PM	#332
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	They told me you were dead, but I didn't believe it. The Shut Up man is a universal constant, like the speed of light. You were in the loo for a long time, though. No more samosas for you.

08-26-2007, 12:13 PM	#333
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	This is clearly copyright infringement. I hope you haven't told your lawyer to shut up recently. Lookit 'im smilin' like a smug monkey. Disgraceful.

06-22-2008, 10:21 AM	#335
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	Dear SUHT UP Man: Are you available for parties and other functions? What are your rates? sincerely, Lulu

06-22-2008, 03:56 PM	#336
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	the shut up man is sorry to announce that he is currently out of office and cannot process your request. He is enjoying a well deserved vacation in the "bugger off" islands. Any business related items are put on hold until further notice.

06-22-2008, 05:23 PM	#337
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Is he still keeping his personal...um, appointments? Not that I have one written in red letters with tiny hearts drawn around it on my calendar or anything. Just wondering.

06-22-2008, 05:54 PM	#339
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Oh good. I've got an angioplasty scheduled for my parakeet next week, and he promised to give the cardiologist some pointers if I paid for his next back waxing.

06-22-2008, 06:08 PM	#340
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	word on the street says shut up man thickened his back hair before the vacation to save on sun screen

06-23-2008, 08:25 AM	#341
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	That's fine. I recoup the money by selling the hair to Paris Hilton's hair extensions manufacturer.

11-24-2008, 11:00 AM	#344
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Hi, just popping round to borrow a cup of sugar!

11-24-2008, 03:24 PM	#345
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	^i wish someone would lend her a cup of SHUT UP