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monkey
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ithaca, NY
Posts: 16
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cafeteria farts
In my elementary school, they would shut off the cafeteria lights when we got too noisy. Everyone would immediately shut up, although I don't remember any penalties if you didn't. Anyway, one day I was eating at a round table with some classmates, and the lights turned out to quiet us all. So sitting in the silent dark, I leaked a bit of gas, which consequently vibrated against my hard, blue, plastic chair, amplifying the fart so that the entire cafeteria could hear. And somehow, even in the dark, everyone seemed to know it was me... judging by their pointing fingers and cruel, cruel laughter.
I'm not sure I ever recovered, which is why I make animation about dumb stuff like that. I post everything atBigDumbAnimal.com if you're interested. I hope I'm not alone in the sad loneliness of chronic gas. a tear rolls down my cheek. |
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