Frailty: an Alphabet Poem

[Whirled Peace]

Originally Posted by zefrank

Alice felt ugly, so gave herself cheap,
Ben grew a beard 'cause he though it looked Deep

Charles had a terribly long and weak chin,
Diana barfed often so she could stay thin.

Edgar told lies as a way to sound cool,
Fanny sold X to her pals after school.

Graham likes picking his nose with a stick
Helen used to eat it until she got sick

Ingrid has only one subject: her Needs
Jim finds your scab and then picks till it bleeds

Ken is so lazy he sleeps until noon
Len killed his wife, sent her corpse to the moon.

Michael is always off touching himself
Nancy's got acne she picked up in Guelph

Owen eats donuts until he's all puffy,
Paula wipes snot on her sheets when she's stuffy

Queenie is one royal pain in the neck,
Rhonda takes Prozac, but still is a wreck.

Stan likes to razor his gerbils for fun,
Topher's in fast food: he hawks on your bun.

Ursula spraypaints vile words in the stalls,
Vincent is constantly scratching his balls.

Wendy eats cat food, just for the taste,
Xander likes smearing himself with his waste.

Yolanda pops pimples while riding the bus
Ze barely posts; thinks he's better than us.

Z has the last word... a poem done by US!!