Name Your Poison

[dddrum]

Wal now, as I recomalect, ta concoct a Lemon Bookend, ya need two shot glasses fulla purely natch'l concentrated lemon juice, squoze outen one nem purely natch'l plaskit lemons, an' also plus onna other hand, ya gotsta have a couple hunnerd an' fifty milliliters of Absolut Citron, yunnastan.

Whatchawanna do is:

1.) Knock back a shot of lemon juice.

2.) Pick up that big bad bottle o' vodka and chug that sumbitch.

3.) Hit the other shot of lemon juice.

4.) Bob jes' mought possumbly be yer uncle.


Oop. Thet reminders me: jus' what is that time tested ol' fambly receipt (handed down over countless generalizations) fer a Bob's Your Uncle??