★ ¿ why are you late ? ★

[treekisser]

Select from the following possible answers:
A. I stopped to help a poor woman who had lost her watch;
B. I stopped to help a woman pour an old scotch.
C. I helped myself to a woman whose poor watch had stopped.
D. I watched a woman stomp on my poor helpless crotch.
E. All of the above.
F. None of the above.