01-12-2010, 01:10 AM
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left hanging
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HBFT2010!
There once was a fellow called Funky
His tuba was shiny and chunky Now it's the day of his birth! (Plus n times round the earth) So enjoy your birthday zemonkey! |
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01-12-2010, 01:31 AM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Happy Birthday Tunky.
I got you Nigella Lawson.  Not only has she brought an impressive array of delicious and creative cocktails, but she says she's going to...uh...clean out your spit valve. |
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01-12-2010, 02:14 AM
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
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H B Funkerina!
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01-12-2010, 03:41 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
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wow... birthday greetings before my timezone even gets to my birthday... thanks one and all!
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01-12-2010, 03:42 AM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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 Happy birthday, Funkytuber! |
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01-12-2010, 07:29 AM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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HBFT! I got you a clip, to assuage your avatarlessness...
this probably belongs in "random confessions" but I still think of you as looking like Michael Bolton  |
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01-12-2010, 10:02 AM
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Ballade: Advice on a Birthday Trip
For FunkyTuba The road ahead looks desolate, and long, And dark beyond the urban streetlights’ glow. For those who judge their tolerances wrong The fastest trip may yet seem much too slow; And since the strongest wills are none too strong, You’d better take a pee before you go. And after all, however well you place-- Though you may win, or struggle just to show -- Don’t flog yourself to run a faster pace To change the world or keep the status quo: You cannot, in the end, out-run the race; You’d better take a pee before you go. For all the racing pacing of your lives, However much you do or do not grow, Until analysis or surgeons’ knives Reveals, for good or ill, each inner woe, You know what final vehicle arrives That means you need not pee before you go. Envoi So, Tuba, now you see that I am right: There’ll always be another chance to throw Adulthood to the winds another night … You'd better take a pee before you go.
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. |
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01-12-2010, 04:30 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Have a great day FT!
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01-12-2010, 07:43 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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 I hope your day is relaxing and fun! Happy birthday to a great guy :-)
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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01-13-2010, 12:06 AM
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slightly effective
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It's your Birthday Week!
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01-13-2010, 05:03 AM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. |
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01-13-2010, 03:35 PM
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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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funky tuba birthday  |
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01-13-2010, 05:20 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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 thanks to all!
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...and another handful of almonds |
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