discourse

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LEFT HEMISPHERE: analyticallly speaking, either it will rain tomorrow or it will not rain tomorrow.

RRRRRRRRRRRIGHT HEMISPHERE: be quiet. we can always stay indoors and do colouring-in.

LEFT HEMISPHERE: c is for colour, ‘c’ equals perfection to me, in mathematics.

RIGHT HEMISPHERE: d is for bullshit! ( mathematics and logic are not my thing )

LEFT HEMISPHERE: even thought the two of us have different functions we do not work independently of each other. FACTS RULE!

MEDULLA OBLONGATA: Finish up your nattering and let the rest of us sleep, or I'll turn up the the pressure and blow you both out -- that's a fact.

RIGHT HEMISPHERE: gagging.. swallowing.. coughing.. vomiting ..and worse - those things are all you care about, medulla. and your harsh manner has hurt my feelings.

Left Hemisphere: Is (was) Katie Trisherina's dog? Who is Katie and why does Trisherina miss her?


mo so often blurts out the wrong thing
and hurt others feelings on a regular basis
(^in the past)

Right Hemisphere: How the heck did that dog get in here? I told you all, imaginary pets only!

(she's the finest little border collie on Earth, and turning 11 this weekend, not to worry)

LEFT HEMISPHERE: in popular myth it's suggested that "one human year equals seven dog years" or the like. this is inaccurate on two scores, since the first year or two years represent some 18–25 years, and the ratio varies with size and breed. one size fits all - suggests that the first two years equal 10.5 years each, with subsequent years equaling four human years. this is more accurate but still fails to allow for size/breed, which is a significant factor. size/breed specific calculators try to factor in the size or breed as well. these are the most accurate types. they typically either work by expected adult weight or by categorizing the dog as "small, medium, large". HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE!