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Con ate dog · 08-03-2010, 06:47 AM

When I was 7 I dreamed I bought a pill from a vending machine that would change your sex. I gave it a try, and sure enough, I felt my pecker shrivelling up and vanishing. I got worried, bought another pill and took it. I felt Little Con grow back.

This is one of the few dreams where I had the sense of touch.

trisherina · 08-03-2010, 12:28 PM

I was at a party of some sort in an old art school. My friend and I ingested huge quantities of cocaine that we were hiding unsuccessfully in a gym bag (white powder spilled everywhere). We wandered around viewing classes in session and suddenly the scene changed to me and my spouse waking up in a room with a man I know only slightly as someone I don't want to hire, all of us naked and dripping with semen, bukkake-style. "You were CRAVING me," he said, and I looked around for the gym bag. It was gone.

lukkucairi · 08-03-2010, 11:10 PM

a rubble of bones!

lukkucairi · 08-04-2010, 08:59 AM

a rubble of bones!

lukkucairi · 08-05-2010, 11:04 AM

a rubble of bones!

lukkucairi · 08-06-2010, 09:02 AM

something easter bonnet...with something something on it...you'll be the something something at the easter parade

I traded all my clothes for a white silk dress that wasn't even finished. raw seams an' all. walking in the breeze by twilight ocean. waah for ireland.

parachuting? skydiving? never done THIS before. I don't know if I know how to close all the buckles. shoved out of the plane with a little BASE chute on my back, don't even know where the ripcord is. YIPE!

Heather shows me the ropes - her chute opens...and opens and opens and opens...til it's not just a huge chute supporting her, but a long streamer of olive drab pushed downwind and left of her. when she lands, I think wow, THAT will take a lot of repacking.

lukkucairi · 08-07-2010, 09:47 AM

in the basement, the big dog is dying. she's lying on top of the washing machine and the dryer, under the window on the west side of the room. I wish there was something I could do to help her. sprinkler heads are coming on intermittently, and when the pattern gets to the area of the washer/dryer, the dog gets sprayed down and soaked through. I have a warm towel, and I dry her off and rub her down, but she's so comatose she barely notices. sad, sad, sad. mushrooms will sprout from her carcass when she's gone.

lukkucairi · 08-08-2010, 12:41 PM

your ship's sinking 'cause it's sprung a leak

I seem to be having trouble with my clothes. I can't find anything to wear that fits me or isn't stained and ragged, so I wrap Greta's sarong around me and call it good. now, to do something about this damned ghost.

it's Laurie, for some reason dead and caught between this world and the next like an oil stain on a bit of industrial berber. she always did get herself in the most ridiculous jams. I want to take a shower, but there she is by the camp office: "like, totally boo man, totally boo." I'm fed up, and it's time to kick her out. I'm still in Gret's sarong, and I don't have enough hands to juggle my soap, shampoo, conditioner, water bottle, and other tubular condiment containers.

Laurie's wily though. she pretends she wants to move on, but really she's just trying to trap me and kill me so she'll have some company. lady, I can see straight through you, and not just because you're made of ectoplasm. it takes a little craft and cunning but I trick her into haunting my water bottle, then pour her out down the loo and flush her away. it's not dignified, but if she wanted dignity she'd have taken better care of her living body.

if you're not truthful it may take a while, because you're living in a world of denial

Bman · 08-09-2010, 02:52 AM

The last few nights have been eventful so far I have:

-been shot in the head, leaving my brain exposed

-searched for "nuclear warheads" (see:big red plastic cones) on the beach

-ridden in a car with my dog that turned in to one friend that turned in to another.

-chased my naked friend through a parking lot

-been sentenced to death by electric chair, knowing full well that I can not die

lukkucairi · 08-09-2010, 09:31 AM

you see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name

dude, getting people with alzheimer's together to move is so difficult - my aunt keeps wandering off. plus there are all these personal distractions, and making sure I have my little pile of luggage all in one place for the boat ride is just really challenging for some reason. I think I have all my belongings together, then I find out that Sheila's wandered off. i bring her back, and I can't find my purse. we have everything together, and now it's pouring rain.

I jump down into the boat anyway for a ride across the harbour - if I don't have my shit together for the long journey, at least I can take the short one.

lukkucairi · 08-10-2010, 09:53 AM

a rubble of bones!

Frieda · 08-10-2010, 04:41 PM

i'm in a spaceship, trying to dock with another spaceship.

i'm on earth again, running after a guy looking like a japanese manga dude with black and purple hair. we're outside the space center which is a giant concrete block with doors and a pond outside. he's holding a baby, which falls into the water. i try to save it but can't find it anymore in the water. my vest is hanging in the water, caught in some waterplants.

to be continued, the guy says!

lukkucairi · 08-11-2010, 09:44 AM

a rubble of bones!

Marcus Bales · 08-11-2010, 04:35 PM

I dreamt I was Harrison Ford
And the ladies who loved me -- good Lord!
With these drugs for the flu
And my heating pad, too,
What fantasy realms I explored!

Then under that tinselly moon
As the orchestra tootled its tune,
I saw the Marines
And their combat machines
Performing a pas de platoon.

Naked I stood on my chair
Exposing my parts to the air
So I stood on the arms
And shimmied my charms
But nobody there seemed to care.

funkytuba · 08-11-2010, 07:10 PM

I'm riding through the streets of Atlanta, towards the house where I spent my teens, on a motor(bi?)cycle that I'm standing up on kind of like a segway. actually it's more of a four-wheel two-bicycles joined together side-by-side affair that I could be pedaling "normally" but instead I'm standing up on the pedals and it makes a kind of platform from which I can drive this thing which seems to be able to propel itself according to my thoughts

the road has a lot more steep gut-dropping hills on it than I remember...pretty much every pothole gives me vertigo

I turn into the neighborhood. A street light up the hill at the catholic church is brightly shining casting shadows through far fewer trees than I remember there ever being. Driving along a pit bull whose owner has decided to let off the leash for their walk starts chasing me and almost grabbing my foot. damn pit bulls. damn pit bull owners.

I try to accelerate to get away from it but this double cycle thing can't go that fast up a hill. as I pass my grandparents house at the crest of the hill I get away from it and find myself going too fast to keep it within the lines, fortunately the sidewalk and driveways conveniently line up with how I have to take the turns, all the while the potholes(?) are still causing intermittent vertigo

the neighbors are at the foot of the hill that my driveway goes up, complaining about a massive set of power lines that now terminates there... this thing looks like some part of the LHC with a couple dozen thick wires arranged in a kind of tubular arrangement that come together and go into the ground in the corner of my front yard. I have to duck under the wires to go up my driveway and I'm glad that engineering has made things safe enough that if I were to touch it I'd still be safe

Can't go all the way up the driveway because there's some new structure in the way... my two older kids come out the front door to simultaneously greet me and continue the fight they were having inside and I'm home

sort of

08-03-2010, 06:47 AM	#946
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	When I was 7 I dreamed I bought a pill from a vending machine that would change your sex. I gave it a try, and sure enough, I felt my pecker shrivelling up and vanishing. I got worried, bought another pill and took it. I felt Little Con grow back. This is one of the few dreams where I had the sense of touch. __________________ "And there is no liar like the indignant man..." -Friedrich Nietszche

08-03-2010, 12:28 PM	#947
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I was at a party of some sort in an old art school. My friend and I ingested huge quantities of cocaine that we were hiding unsuccessfully in a gym bag (white powder spilled everywhere). We wandered around viewing classes in session and suddenly the scene changed to me and my spouse waking up in a room with a man I know only slightly as someone I don't want to hire, all of us naked and dripping with semen, bukkake-style. "You were CRAVING me," he said, and I looked around for the gym bag. It was gone. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

08-03-2010, 11:10 PM	#948
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	a rubble of bones! Last edited by lukkucairi : 01-05-2014 at 09:14 PM.

08-04-2010, 08:59 AM	#949
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	a rubble of bones! Last edited by lukkucairi : 01-05-2014 at 09:15 PM.

08-05-2010, 11:04 AM	#950
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	a rubble of bones! Last edited by lukkucairi : 01-05-2014 at 09:15 PM.

08-06-2010, 09:02 AM	#951
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	something easter bonnet...with something something on it...you'll be the something something at the easter parade I traded all my clothes for a white silk dress that wasn't even finished. raw seams an' all. walking in the breeze by twilight ocean. waah for ireland. parachuting? skydiving? never done THIS before. I don't know if I know how to close all the buckles. shoved out of the plane with a little BASE chute on my back, don't even know where the ripcord is. YIPE! Heather shows me the ropes - her chute opens...and opens and opens and opens...til it's not just a huge chute supporting her, but a long streamer of olive drab pushed downwind and left of her. when she lands, I think wow, THAT will take a lot of repacking.

08-07-2010, 09:47 AM	#952
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	in the basement, the big dog is dying. she's lying on top of the washing machine and the dryer, under the window on the west side of the room. I wish there was something I could do to help her. sprinkler heads are coming on intermittently, and when the pattern gets to the area of the washer/dryer, the dog gets sprayed down and soaked through. I have a warm towel, and I dry her off and rub her down, but she's so comatose she barely notices. sad, sad, sad. mushrooms will sprout from her carcass when she's gone.

08-08-2010, 12:41 PM	#953
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	your ship's sinking 'cause it's sprung a leak I seem to be having trouble with my clothes. I can't find anything to wear that fits me or isn't stained and ragged, so I wrap Greta's sarong around me and call it good. now, to do something about this damned ghost. it's Laurie, for some reason dead and caught between this world and the next like an oil stain on a bit of industrial berber. she always did get herself in the most ridiculous jams. I want to take a shower, but there she is by the camp office: "like, totally boo man, totally boo." I'm fed up, and it's time to kick her out. I'm still in Gret's sarong, and I don't have enough hands to juggle my soap, shampoo, conditioner, water bottle, and other tubular condiment containers. Laurie's wily though. she pretends she wants to move on, but really she's just trying to trap me and kill me so she'll have some company. lady, I can see straight through you, and not just because you're made of ectoplasm. it takes a little craft and cunning but I trick her into haunting my water bottle, then pour her out down the loo and flush her away. it's not dignified, but if she wanted dignity she'd have taken better care of her living body. if you're not truthful it may take a while, because you're living in a world of denial

08-09-2010, 02:52 AM	#954
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	The last few nights have been eventful so far I have: -been shot in the head, leaving my brain exposed -searched for "nuclear warheads" (see:big red plastic cones) on the beach -ridden in a car with my dog that turned in to one friend that turned in to another. -chased my naked friend through a parking lot -been sentenced to death by electric chair, knowing full well that I can not die

08-09-2010, 09:31 AM	#955
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	you see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name dude, getting people with alzheimer's together to move is so difficult - my aunt keeps wandering off. plus there are all these personal distractions, and making sure I have my little pile of luggage all in one place for the boat ride is just really challenging for some reason. I think I have all my belongings together, then I find out that Sheila's wandered off. i bring her back, and I can't find my purse. we have everything together, and now it's pouring rain. I jump down into the boat anyway for a ride across the harbour - if I don't have my shit together for the long journey, at least I can take the short one.

08-10-2010, 09:53 AM	#956
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	a rubble of bones! Last edited by lukkucairi : 01-05-2014 at 09:17 PM.

08-10-2010, 04:41 PM	#957
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	i'm in a spaceship, trying to dock with another spaceship. i'm on earth again, running after a guy looking like a japanese manga dude with black and purple hair. we're outside the space center which is a giant concrete block with doors and a pond outside. he's holding a baby, which falls into the water. i try to save it but can't find it anymore in the water. my vest is hanging in the water, caught in some waterplants. to be continued, the guy says! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

08-11-2010, 09:44 AM	#958
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	a rubble of bones! Last edited by lukkucairi : 01-05-2014 at 09:22 PM.

08-11-2010, 04:35 PM	#959
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	I dreamt I was Harrison Ford And the ladies who loved me -- good Lord! With these drugs for the flu And my heating pad, too, What fantasy realms I explored! Then under that tinselly moon As the orchestra tootled its tune, I saw the Marines And their combat machines Performing a pas de platoon. Naked I stood on my chair Exposing my parts to the air So I stood on the arms And shimmied my charms But nobody there seemed to care. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-11-2010, 07:10 PM	#960
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	I'm riding through the streets of Atlanta, towards the house where I spent my teens, on a motor(bi?)cycle that I'm standing up on kind of like a segway. actually it's more of a four-wheel two-bicycles joined together side-by-side affair that I could be pedaling "normally" but instead I'm standing up on the pedals and it makes a kind of platform from which I can drive this thing which seems to be able to propel itself according to my thoughts the road has a lot more steep gut-dropping hills on it than I remember...pretty much every pothole gives me vertigo I turn into the neighborhood. A street light up the hill at the catholic church is brightly shining casting shadows through far fewer trees than I remember there ever being. Driving along a pit bull whose owner has decided to let off the leash for their walk starts chasing me and almost grabbing my foot. damn pit bulls. damn pit bull owners. I try to accelerate to get away from it but this double cycle thing can't go that fast up a hill. as I pass my grandparents house at the crest of the hill I get away from it and find myself going too fast to keep it within the lines, fortunately the sidewalk and driveways conveniently line up with how I have to take the turns, all the while the potholes(?) are still causing intermittent vertigo the neighbors are at the foot of the hill that my driveway goes up, complaining about a massive set of power lines that now terminates there... this thing looks like some part of the LHC with a couple dozen thick wires arranged in a kind of tubular arrangement that come together and go into the ground in the corner of my front yard. I have to duck under the wires to go up my driveway and I'm glad that engineering has made things safe enough that if I were to touch it I'd still be safe Can't go all the way up the driveway because there's some new structure in the way... my two older kids come out the front door to simultaneously greet me and continue the fight they were having inside and I'm home sort of __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

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