11-23-2011, 04:36 PM
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zero and 12"razormix first met as children in a dream about a school trip to a French umbrella factory.
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11-23-2011, 05:50 PM
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Brynn's avatar is an actual picture of her practicing hydromancy.
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"...he can serve a four course meal in three courses" |
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11-24-2011, 02:32 AM
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bman just launched his Next Generation cocktail shakers. They're perfect spheres which allow a bartender to turn shaking duty for drinks containing fruit juice over to the local 9 & under soccer team and save his arms
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11-24-2011, 02:35 AM
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Ysa went down to the bay and made sure to plant some yams next to the watermelons. Wouldn't want them to get lonely.
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11-25-2011, 02:58 PM
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MoJoRiSin practices saying "Notwithstanding" in various pitches of voice in front of the mirror every morning, in preparation for her upcoming speech on the secret life of fire ants.
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11-25-2011, 03:01 PM
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oi
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brightpearl knits scarfs and gloves out of broken crayons for the little creatures that live under her sink.
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11-25-2011, 03:08 PM
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oi
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Having perfected his barnacle sandwich recipe, Coffee is now contemplating a suitable and marketable name for it.
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11-28-2011, 07:30 AM
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constantly amazed
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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11-28-2011, 01:24 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Brynn and Ysa trained dillegently to be understudies for the Andrew Sisters tribute band...which unfortunately never received any interest from any recording company. They call each other twice weekly to practice regardless...just in case.
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12-15-2011, 05:22 PM
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Coffee secretly prefers rooibos.
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12-17-2011, 12:11 AM
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lukku tunes Harry Connick Jr's pianos. All 236 of them, around the world.
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12-24-2012, 02:10 AM
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Coffee's extreme fear of motion has led him to some desperate lengths. His house, even though it's built on clear bedrock, has pylons every meter driven down into the bedrock *under* the bedrock. He has qualified for Amazon MegaPrime, a service for their ultimate customers where his orders are put into a separate queue and shot ballistically from their warehouses to land in a specially installed automated retrieval net dangling from the frontage of his house. This top secret service has a direct line into NORAD so they can stay appraised of any deliveries and remove them from the Big Board. He never has to drive if he doesn't want to, and he usually doesn't want to.
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12-25-2012, 01:20 PM
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Cheeses Save
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funkytuba is the wheels behind the wheels behind the wheels that get things done. He despises public notice or acclaim, and especially wishes to avoid responsibility for his directions and whims, so he affects a 'harmless geek' persona and works undercover in the mail room at an influential power broker and lobbying firm. From this strategic location funkytuba influences world policy by inserting small modifications into intercepted mail missives to the upper echelons of the world. funkytuba realized long ago that adding a simple "n't to the end of a "do", or even just the addition of quotation marks to select words can have radical effects on policy decisions. Unfortunately for the world...or fortunately, funkytuba likes chaos, and has no egalitarian or "evil plans", but rather just enjoys yanking the public chain around in random directions.
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12-25-2012, 01:24 PM
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Cheeses Save
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lukkucairi has a light body odor that smells just like licorice...the black kind...not like red ropes, which are actually cherry flavored and Not licorice at all.
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01-14-2013, 05:24 PM
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constantly amazed
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Not many people know this, but it was actually Bman's idea to get Bill Clinton to plug Spielberg's "Lincoln" at the Golden Globes last night.
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