05-06-2012, 04:19 AM
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 Version 2: Him: I'll have to keep a really straight face so she doesn't know I peed in her champagne. Her: I'll have to keep a really straight face so he doesn't know I poisoned his champagne. |
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05-07-2012, 08:37 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Thought Bubble on Left: It can be overwhelming sometimes, the responsibility, prestige, and power, that comes from being one of the leaders of the world. I hope I am projecting an aura of solemnity and grace in combination with confidence appropriate to the occasion. Thought Bubble on Right: Ye gods this bitch is boring! I wish Bill were here, he knew how to party. |
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05-08-2012, 01:34 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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Left Thought Bubble: Well, Asti is supposed to be drunk very young... this one's so old it seems to have lost its floral characteristics. Oh well, I guess I'll have to just take one for the team. Right Though Bubble: Man, I never thought we'd get away with carbonating this Thunderbird... Maybe we can get her to drink some of the MD 20/20 left over from the 2008 olympics.
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05-08-2012, 06:06 PM
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She thinks: I can't stand these photo ops in front of the flag, I'm certain those stripes make me look chunky. He thinks: Sacre Bleu, her ass make that dress look fat. |
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06-21-2013, 06:07 PM
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06-22-2013, 12:03 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Hello, I'm Brooke Woods, from Tooth Fairy Services...you're account is way overdue and I'm here to collect. |
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06-23-2013, 06:03 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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06-24-2013, 08:19 AM
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left hanging
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I see in you - the very marks of death itself! |
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06-24-2013, 02:14 PM
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Will Forte: Thank you for saying I'd make a great Doctor. You'd make an excellent Benny Hill. [cue Yakkity Sax]
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06-26-2013, 09:02 PM
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Hold still or I'll never get my other false eyelash out of your nose! |
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06-26-2013, 09:39 PM
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constantly amazed
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Kiss me, Slobberlips, I'm thirsty.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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06-29-2013, 11:49 AM
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unbelievable
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Not really sure what I am looking at here, but zinnias are native to North America
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From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. |
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07-02-2013, 02:48 PM
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