Dialogue

[Lauren]

Are you sure this thing is the real deal?" said A.

"Well my sources are authentic, if nothing else I'm sure of that," replied K.

"I guess it seems solid enough; but it is kind of hollow, don't you think?" said A.

"Hollow?" replied K.

"Yeah, I mean look under here. Now tell me what keeps it from collapsing?" said A.

"Look, My job was to get it here, alright? I don't know anything about 'hollow.' Now, did you bring what you were supposed to bring?" , said K.

"Christ, relax!" said A.

"Relax? You're the one who had such a big ****ing bug up your ass about me getting it here on time - if you want me to stay and help you deal with this, can the attitude, man!", said K.

"Alright, Alright.......look just help me lift this end. " , said A.


"Wait, wait, wait. First slide it to the edge, then we can both get our hands in the slots... see? It's got hand holds. Remember lift wit' yer legs." said K.

"Yeah, thanks for that, Doctor Bones."
"I've done this before, remember?" A replied.

"Where are we taking it anyway?" asked K.

"Just over there, on the loading dock, out of this rain before the finish gets ruined" A answered.

"It's a bit late for that. My side's starting to bend." , said K.

"Oh crap!" said A.

"hahah just kidding" replied K

"You're a sick twist, you know that? Ready? 1.2.3. Go!"

"AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH !!!!!!"

"What!? What?! What happened?"

"J-j-just k-k-kidding," K laughed.

"Oh very funny. Ha Ha. Now look what you've gone and done. This mirror's bent and one of the discs has fallen off"

"Whatta you care, the optics are fine, the electronics are all inside, everything is copastetic."

"Copastetic- what the hell does that word mean, anyway? That word reminds me of that old hag of a nurse at boarding school. What was her name? Nurse Beaseley, Nurse Botchilism..."

"Very interesting, but it isnt getting this piece of crap shifted" said K, "and I do have to get on the road before midnight"

"C'mon, you remember! Nurse Bonventura... Nurse Bonnevilla?... The one Beetle was always moonin' over. 'Everthing is copastetic!' I know you remember her name, sick as you were our senior year."

"Whatever... I'm not the one who slept with her, after all. Listen. This little job... it's not my usual thing, you know? I know I'm giving you the gears, but it's because I'm not used getting tangled up with all this underground stuff. I need to get this done and get out of here. I'm getting the heebie jeebies."

"Heebie Jeebies?!? Man, what is with you tonight? Did you just drop out of the 50s or something? Next, you'll be saying something is the "cat's pajamas". Listen, relax. It'll be hours 'til they come back. Where are the supports, anyway?"

Would that be a good idea? asked K