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bealeblues · 11-15-2002, 12:44 PM

dinzdale goes to the head of the class.... motorhead?? that must have been an absolute trip!

dinzdale · 11-15-2002, 01:50 PM

Thankyou, Thank you....

I dont know if the birthday thing is right, but I'm 41 if you're checking up.....
One of these days, I may go into detail, but wouldnt want offend the squeemish....

...and if you're counting Beale, the tour was for the album Overkill, 1979, and Fast Eddie Clark talked me into it.

Details of the Adventures of Dinz available on request.

Deviate · 11-15-2002, 02:03 PM

i can't compete with that sheite. and i thought i was wild and crazy. go figure.

well, i guess i have new goals for myself.

-st.

dinzdale · 11-15-2002, 02:58 PM

I'm sure you have a much more exciting life than me now.

It's been years since I sat naked, except for a beret, on the roof of a Parisienne Hotel until spotted by the Gendarmes......

....but you never know what tomorrow brings.....

Deviate · 11-15-2002, 03:09 PM

i only get arrested at picket lines.

-st.

NekoPunk · 11-15-2002, 04:11 PM

uhh... i skipped school. -_-;;

Deviate · 11-15-2002, 07:49 PM

today's office craziness:

shrink-wrapped office for a co-worker's last day. i managed to get a photo after he tore a hole into the office.

-st.

bealeblues · 11-17-2002, 01:58 PM

hmmm... i wonder how my senior partner would react to the shrink wrap..... he does own several guns though....

NekoPunk · 11-17-2002, 04:09 PM

hehehe.... we shrink wrapped my youth ministers car last year. it was really funny... unfortunatly, it was really really hot outside... and some of it melted to his car. ^___^;; it was ok, though. that man put up with so much crap from us! *l*

Deviate · 11-18-2002, 01:07 PM

Neko -

try maple syrup and oats. it looks considerably more damaging than it is and, damn, its funny as hell.

we used to have car wars in high school. we tried to see who could get whose car in the most creative way. we opened bales of hay in back seats, we had car sundaes, I even did filigree work with EZ Cheez to some spectacular detail. one of my favourites is still taping opened bags of rice, jelly beans, chocolate chips to the closed visor. cracked me up.

-st.

bealeblues · 11-18-2002, 01:26 PM

those are hilarious-- problem here is that no one i know now has even a shred of a sense of humor enough to appreciate something like that

Deviate · 11-18-2002, 01:43 PM

The organizer would employ the assistance of as many trust-worthy people as possible. We'd skip class, steal keys, whatever it took. After trashing the car we would toss the owner a couple of bucks and all go to the car wash. It was common place that the car owner would, at one point, turn the hose on the perpetrator. I think I spent half my senior year with a perpetual cold.

-st.

red · 11-18-2002, 02:37 PM

The only thing I can remember right now was from high school.
My best friend and I were broke and wanted beer money. We came up with the idea of going door-to-door and getting people to donate their coke bottles. (Coke used to come in liter glass bottles you return for deposit.) I went down one side of the street asking for donations for the Jane Doe Scholarship fund and it worked! we ended up with $10 worth of bottles. On the way to return them I found out she was telling the other side of the street she was collecting for new band uniforms. We laughed about it and never went into that neighborhood again.
Not really wild. The wild stuff is probably not clean enough for the board.

11-15-2002, 12:44 PM	#31
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	dinzdale goes to the head of the class.... motorhead?? that must have been an absolute trip! __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-15-2002, 04:11 PM	#36
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	uhh... i skipped school. -_-;; __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-15-2002, 07:49 PM	#37
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	today's office craziness: shrink-wrapped office for a co-worker's last day. i managed to get a photo after he tore a hole into the office. -st. Last edited by Deviate : 11-15-2002 at 07:57 PM.

11-17-2002, 01:58 PM	#38
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	hmmm... i wonder how my senior partner would react to the shrink wrap..... he does own several guns though.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-17-2002, 04:09 PM	#39
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	hehehe.... we shrink wrapped my youth ministers car last year. it was really funny... unfortunatly, it was really really hot outside... and some of it melted to his car. ^___^;; it was ok, though. that man put up with so much crap from us! l __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-15-2002, 01:50 PM	#32
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Thankyou, Thank you.... I dont know if the birthday thing is right, but I'm 41 if you're checking up..... One of these days, I may go into detail, but wouldnt want offend the squeemish.... ...and if you're counting Beale, the tour was for the album Overkill, 1979, and Fast Eddie Clark talked me into it. Details of the Adventures of Dinz available on request.

11-15-2002, 02:03 PM	#33
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	i can't compete with that sheite. and i thought i was wild and crazy. go figure. well, i guess i have new goals for myself. -st.

11-15-2002, 02:58 PM	#34
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	I'm sure you have a much more exciting life than me now. It's been years since I sat naked, except for a beret, on the roof of a Parisienne Hotel until spotted by the Gendarmes...... ....but you never know what tomorrow brings.....

11-15-2002, 03:09 PM	#35
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	i only get arrested at picket lines. -st.

11-18-2002, 01:07 PM	#40
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	Neko - try maple syrup and oats. it looks considerably more damaging than it is and, damn, its funny as hell. we used to have car wars in high school. we tried to see who could get whose car in the most creative way. we opened bales of hay in back seats, we had car sundaes, I even did filigree work with EZ Cheez to some spectacular detail. one of my favourites is still taping opened bags of rice, jelly beans, chocolate chips to the closed visor. cracked me up. -st.

11-18-2002, 01:26 PM	#41
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	those are hilarious-- problem here is that no one i know now has even a shred of a sense of humor enough to appreciate something like that __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-18-2002, 01:43 PM	#42
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	The organizer would employ the assistance of as many trust-worthy people as possible. We'd skip class, steal keys, whatever it took. After trashing the car we would toss the owner a couple of bucks and all go to the car wash. It was common place that the car owner would, at one point, turn the hose on the perpetrator. I think I spent half my senior year with a perpetual cold. -st.

11-18-2002, 02:37 PM	#43
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	The only thing I can remember right now was from high school. My best friend and I were broke and wanted beer money. We came up with the idea of going door-to-door and getting people to donate their coke bottles. (Coke used to come in liter glass bottles you return for deposit.) I went down one side of the street asking for donations for the Jane Doe Scholarship fund and it worked! we ended up with $10 worth of bottles. On the way to return them I found out she was telling the other side of the street she was collecting for new band uniforms. We laughed about it and never went into that neighborhood again. Not really wild. The wild stuff is probably not clean enough for the board. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

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