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Deviate · 11-18-2002, 03:02 PM

does anyone else here swear like a mofo?

i have the loosest tongue of anyone i know and swear like a sailor. i try to keep it clean for the board but find i lose a lot of my conversational voice when i do. i sound like a term paper.

-st.

bealeblues · 11-18-2002, 03:52 PM

i routinely drop the f-bomb around here... luckily, everyone i work with is a compulsive swearer too... my secretary is almost as bad as i am, so we have a good working relationship....

funny thing about our office is that no one stays around for very long.. you have to be of a certain cloth to fit in around here, and everyone knows that nothing is sacred.... your life is an open book and it's always open season on your life.... takes a very thick skin to co-exist with us....

Deviate · 11-18-2002, 03:58 PM

we're incredibly blue-collar around here; jeans, tennies, etc. my assistant has gotten used to the constant string of -bleep-.

-st.

Frieda · 11-18-2002, 05:05 PM

i swear worse than most of the people i know.. so i've heard

people seem to get used to it though..

AllegroNg · 11-18-2002, 06:21 PM

Bitch

bealeblues · 11-18-2002, 06:26 PM

i almost laughed out loud at that...

Frieda · 11-18-2002, 06:32 PM

bitch? BITCH? is that all you can f*cking come up with?? aw NG! come on..

AllegroNg · 11-18-2002, 06:33 PM

Bitches

Frieda · 11-18-2002, 06:36 PM

Deviate · 11-18-2002, 06:40 PM

wooo hooo, ****in' language REVOLOUTION BABY!

go NG!

-st.

NekoPunk · 11-18-2002, 06:54 PM

ahh, geez, my roommate is from NYC... now, i'll admit i do my share, but i've never ever heard someone swear like her. she makes up new words every day. it's hilarious

AllegroNg · 11-18-2002, 06:55 PM

bealeblues · 11-18-2002, 06:56 PM

give us some of them--- i'm all for plagiarism.... it'll make it sound like i had an original thought down here!

NekoPunk · 11-18-2002, 07:03 PM

very very long... a convo we had 2 feet away from one another. ^_^ (i'm neko, she's the fox)

READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING! LEARN TO INSULT WITH FLAIR!!

NekoChan: you are such a whore, ya know that?? and you aren't a very good seducer. so there.
TellMeImAFox: DIE BITCH!
NekoChan: whore
TellMeImAFox: YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
NekoChan: i did, once....
NekoChan: but you scorned my love
TellMeImAFox: I'M FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER
TellMeImAFox: AND I WANT SOLE CUSTODY OF MY PENS!!!!!
TellMeImAFox: penis
TellMeImAFox: penis
TellMeImAFox: penis
NekoChan: you have a penis now??
TellMeImAFox: i mean. pens
NekoChan: they like me better anyway
TellMeImAFox: no you kill them in the wash
NekoChan: LIAR
TellMeImAFox: I seen it!
NekoChan: wench
TellMeImAFox: ass munced **** doodle
TellMeImAFox: your dumper is chubby and your poots smell like doody
TellMeImAFox: fart face cat barf breath
TellMeImAFox: you fling poo at old ladies.
TellMeImAFox: and they like it
NekoChan: nooo.. i throw peanuts at them
NekoChan: and yes, they do like it
TellMeImAFox: oh yeah? when. when peanuts were in the poo?
NekoChan: i don't really remember
NekoChan: which time?
NekoChan: freakazoid
TellMeImAFox: I dont know you tell me
TellMeImAFox: no thats a show. and your insults lack character
NekoChan: your mom lacks character
TellMeImAFox: hell yeah
NekoChan: ^_^
TellMeImAFox: my mom thinks school is for fools
TellMeImAFox: thats why she dropped acid and made ds
TellMeImAFox: and dropped ds
TellMeImAFox: My dad says greedy people have tight assholes.
NekoChan: like your mom, right?
TellMeImAFox: I don't know. I never examined her asshole
NekoChan: you should. it's very nice
TellMeImAFox: why: are u a proctologist?
NekoChan: i make money out the wazoo
TellMeImAFox: what's a wazoo exactly?
NekoChan: asshole
TellMeImAFox: oh
TellMeImAFox: wazoo muncher
NekoChan: you're such a ****rag
TellMeImAFox: no, but i'm wearing one.
TellMeImAFox: want it?
NekoChan: no
NekoChan: thanks, though
NekoChan: 'preciate the offer
TellMeImAFox: ewwww. aposterhy using poot faced namby panmby dick licking doodle.
NekoChan: i'm rubber and you're glue. whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
NekoChan: haha
TellMeImAFox: no it doesn't
NekoChan: yeah huh
TellMeImAFox: I'm lube
NekoChan: ewwww
TellMeImAFox: lube goes well with rubbers tho.
NekoChan: you tell me
TellMeImAFox: Already did, coochie dumper doodle
NekoChan: right then....
TellMeImAFox: doodle menace strikes again
TellMeImAFox: quief licking tittie bucket.
NekoChan: god! can't you spell ****whore??
TellMeImAFox: you still lack imagination
NekoChan: **** you
TellMeImAFox: and i'm still lube
NekoChan: not really. i checked
TellMeImAFox: uh huh. your just a big mokey loving doodle bottle
NekoChan: haha, you have to live with me
TheyTellMeImAFox: witch elephant wrinkles
NekoChan: what the hell??
TellMeImAFox: uh huh
TellMeImAFox: winky pie wang squeezer
TellMeImAFox: dickslapping noddy doodle sock.

NekoChan: i have personality
NekoChan: ^_^
TellMeImAFox: well, howabout funneling some of that personality into creative insults
TellMeImAFox: that make your opposition laugh and feel stupid
TellMeImAFox: and say.. "whaaaa?"
TellMeImAFox: first try 2 words. like.... peacock burrito.
NekoChan: **** off
TellMeImAFox: oh yeah?
NekoChan: **** you too, uhh... peacock doodle burrito>>
NekoChan: ??
TellMeImAFox: good
NekoChan: right then.. uh...
NekoChan: goodnight, shoe mongering ass wipe doodle
TellMeImAFox: now youre on the trolley.

AllegroNg · 11-18-2002, 07:08 PM

::Falls off chair::

Haa haa

Wanky doodle went to towwwwn!

Someone call Neko a busdriver coz she is taking them to schooool

11-18-2002, 03:02 PM	#1
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	Profanities and the Whatnot does anyone else here swear like a mofo? i have the loosest tongue of anyone i know and swear like a sailor. i try to keep it clean for the board but find i lose a lot of my conversational voice when i do. i sound like a term paper. -st.

11-18-2002, 03:52 PM	#2
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	i routinely drop the f-bomb around here... luckily, everyone i work with is a compulsive swearer too... my secretary is almost as bad as i am, so we have a good working relationship.... funny thing about our office is that no one stays around for very long.. you have to be of a certain cloth to fit in around here, and everyone knows that nothing is sacred.... your life is an open book and it's always open season on your life.... takes a very thick skin to co-exist with us.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-18-2002, 05:05 PM	#4
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	i swear worse than most of the people i know.. so i've heard people seem to get used to it though.. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-18-2002, 06:26 PM	#6
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	i almost laughed out loud at that... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-18-2002, 06:32 PM	#7
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	bitch? BITCH? is that all you can f*cking come up with?? aw NG! come on.. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-18-2002, 03:58 PM	#3
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	we're incredibly blue-collar around here; jeans, tennies, etc. my assistant has gotten used to the constant string of -bleep-. -st.

11-18-2002, 06:21 PM	#5
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Bitch

11-18-2002, 06:33 PM	#8
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Bitches

11-18-2002, 06:36 PM	#9
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	__________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-18-2002, 06:40 PM	#10
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	wooo hooo, ****in' language REVOLOUTION BABY! go NG! -st.

11-18-2002, 06:54 PM	#11
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	ahh, geez, my roommate is from NYC... now, i'll admit i do my share, but i've never ever heard someone swear like her. she makes up new words every day. it's hilarious __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-18-2002, 06:55 PM	#12
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Hell

11-18-2002, 06:56 PM	#13
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	give us some of them--- i'm all for plagiarism.... it'll make it sound like i had an original thought down here! __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-18-2002, 07:03 PM	#14
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	very very long... a convo we had 2 feet away from one another. ^_^ (i'm neko, she's the fox) READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING! LEARN TO INSULT WITH FLAIR!! NekoChan: you are such a whore, ya know that?? and you aren't a very good seducer. so there. TellMeImAFox: DIE BITCH! NekoChan: whore TellMeImAFox: YOU NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!! NekoChan: i did, once.... NekoChan: but you scorned my love TellMeImAFox: I'M FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER TellMeImAFox: AND I WANT SOLE CUSTODY OF MY PENS!!!!! TellMeImAFox: penis TellMeImAFox: penis TellMeImAFox: penis NekoChan: you have a penis now?? TellMeImAFox: i mean. pens NekoChan: they like me better anyway TellMeImAFox: no you kill them in the wash NekoChan: LIAR TellMeImAFox: I seen it! NekoChan: wench TellMeImAFox: ass munced ** doodle TellMeImAFox: your dumper is chubby and your poots smell like doody TellMeImAFox: fart face cat barf breath TellMeImAFox: you fling poo at old ladies. TellMeImAFox: and they like it NekoChan: nooo.. i throw peanuts at them NekoChan: and yes, they do like it TellMeImAFox: oh yeah? when. when peanuts were in the poo? NekoChan: i don't really remember NekoChan: which time? NekoChan: freakazoid TellMeImAFox: I dont know you tell me TellMeImAFox: no thats a show. and your insults lack character NekoChan: your mom lacks character TellMeImAFox: hell yeah NekoChan: ^_^ TellMeImAFox: my mom thinks school is for fools TellMeImAFox: thats why she dropped acid and made ds TellMeImAFox: and dropped ds TellMeImAFox: My dad says greedy people have tight assholes. NekoChan: like your mom, right? TellMeImAFox: I don't know. I never examined her asshole NekoChan: you should. it's very nice TellMeImAFox: why: are u a proctologist? NekoChan: i make money out the wazoo TellMeImAFox: what's a wazoo exactly? NekoChan: asshole TellMeImAFox: oh TellMeImAFox: wazoo muncher NekoChan: you're such a rag TellMeImAFox: no, but i'm wearing one. TellMeImAFox: want it? NekoChan: no NekoChan: thanks, though NekoChan: 'preciate the offer TellMeImAFox: ewwww. aposterhy using poot faced namby panmby dick licking doodle. NekoChan: i'm rubber and you're glue. whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you NekoChan: haha TellMeImAFox: no it doesn't NekoChan: yeah huh TellMeImAFox: I'm lube NekoChan: ewwww TellMeImAFox: lube goes well with rubbers tho. NekoChan: you tell me TellMeImAFox: Already did, coochie dumper doodle NekoChan: right then.... TellMeImAFox: doodle menace strikes again TellMeImAFox: quief licking tittie bucket. NekoChan: god! can't you spell whore?? TellMeImAFox: you still lack imagination NekoChan: you TellMeImAFox: and i'm still lube NekoChan: not really. i checked TellMeImAFox: uh huh. your just a big mokey loving doodle bottle NekoChan: haha, you have to live with me TheyTellMeImAFox: witch elephant wrinkles NekoChan: what the hell?? TellMeImAFox: uh huh TellMeImAFox: winky pie wang squeezer TellMeImAFox: dickslapping noddy doodle sock. NekoChan: i have personality NekoChan: ^_^ TellMeImAFox: well, howabout funneling some of that personality into creative insults TellMeImAFox: that make your opposition laugh and feel stupid TellMeImAFox: and say.. "whaaaa?" TellMeImAFox: first try 2 words. like.... peacock burrito. NekoChan: off TellMeImAFox: oh yeah? NekoChan: ** you too, uhh... peacock doodle burrito>> NekoChan: ?? TellMeImAFox: good NekoChan: right then.. uh... NekoChan: goodnight, shoe mongering ass wipe doodle TellMeImAFox: now youre on the trolley. __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-18-2002, 07:08 PM	#15
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	::Falls off chair:: Haa haa Wanky doodle went to towwwwn! Someone call Neko a busdriver coz she is taking them to schooool

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