Just call me the little Van Gogh that I was.

[beckstra]

Favorite me baby story of all time.

I was finally old enough to stand with some help in my crib. One morning before mom and dad woke up, I decided to get a little creative with my diaper's contents.

Turns out I painted my walls, my crib, and myself (as much as could be reached) in brown.

Mom got so sick that dad had to clean down the entire place by himself. I know simply from that story alone, that I'm destined for artistic greatness.

Mwahahahaha...oh.