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Deviate · 06-17-2003, 12:37 AM

very nice image, smith. dig it.

ambo · 06-17-2003, 12:46 AM

smith's right. there have been some very bad SNL shows/seasons. but there are some gems among the skits, especially in the older shows.

how's about we name our favorite skits now ?

one of my favorites was 'samurai tailor', with the wonderfully deadpan buck henry as the unwitting customer ordering a pair of pants from john belushi's crazed samurai. there's one part where belushi uses his sword to ask buck which way his 'tool' lies. priceless.

also, i have to list the gilda radner/chevy chase 'shark' skit.
"candy gram"

oh and jane curtin on the news, and those faces that chevy chase used to make while she was talking.

i'm giggling just thinking of these.

and who could ever forget "jane, you ignorant slvt" ?

flabbygums · 06-17-2003, 04:01 AM

VERY HARD DECISION!!!!!!

My father made me watch the premiere in 1975 when i was (dating myself) nine years old...and I have seen 99% of them since!

Bar none, my favorite show on TV.... if i was stranded on a island w/ one show...it'd be SNL

Through high school and college if I wasn't home, I would tape them and watch later... (those were mid/late 80's...crapy seasons anyway)

The Killer Bees, Fred Garvin PI PI (politically incorrect priviate invesigator), Two Wild and Crazy Guys, Garrett Morris' news for the hard of hearing, Are you from Jersey?, I'm Gumby Dammit!, That's the ticket - did i mention i had a penis, Alec Baldwin "Shouldn't give your pie away for free.....makes you look cheap!" and "Nobody beats my Schwetty Balls", Sting..the sting-stingster, Barron Von Sting-Ooooooo makin' copies.. JC...the son of God...makin' copies...., I am just a simple cave man lawyer..who doesn't understand your complex and mysterious world...these little men in this box who put a round orange object in a hoop scares me" Nick Burnes: Your Compan--MOOOVE!!!!!! Oh, and by the way...You're welcome!...Opera Man Bye ByeEEE...."I have a fever, and the only prescription for that fever is MORE COWBELL", It does the bass, the whole bass and nothing but the bass.... Well, La-Tee-Frickin-Dah... I don't see to well ...is that Bill Shakespeare over there...we got ourselves a writer! Dad, I wish you would just Shut Your Big Yapper!!!!

Not to mention...ALL THE COMMERCIALS.... Colon Blow, Swill from Lake Erie, the ceareal with MDMA, Big Red, Citi Change ("you've got a $100 dollar bill..we'll give you two fifies, we'll give a ten, 3 twentys, and thirty quarters...we'll even give you 2000 nickles! How do we do it....Volume"

Ohhh too many good laughs from that show.. As much as I love the old school orig. cast.. I got the most laughs out of these 3:

Phil Hartman
Will Ferrell
Adam Sandler

chuckie egg · 06-17-2003, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
SNL is not even funny most weeks. It's predicatable shite.

You're better off watching Dad's Army - now THAT was funny...

Lol.

DON'T PANIIIC, DON'T PANIIIIC!!!!

dinzdale · 06-17-2003, 10:14 AM

Were DOOMED....all DOOMED.....

Stupid Boy

They dont like it up 'em

Red Princess · 06-17-2003, 10:26 AM

bass-o-matic

Deviate · 06-17-2003, 10:38 AM

samurai divorce court

priceyfatprude · 06-17-2003, 12:26 PM

BRIAN FELLOW

Sully & Denise (the 2 kids from Boston.

"You're re-tah-ded"
"You are!"
*makes out*

"NOMAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"I got fired from the Payless Shoe store for improper use of the foot measuring device."
"Yeah. Apparently my wiener is a child's size 5."

Astronaut Jones

Jarret's Room

Wake Up Wakefield "Rannnndy Gooooldman"

Mango

The Cheerleaders

Donatella Versace

Drunk Girl

Nick Burns (two of my friends are Nick & Nicki Burns, respectively)

The Lovahs

Gap Girls--"Welcome to the Gap, can I sell you some crap?"

Motivational Speaker "...in a VAN...down by the RIVER"

I like when they do the gay guys that work in an all-black clothing store, too, it's usually Horatio, Jimmy & Kattan.

I like Ambiguously Gay Duo & the Anna Nicole Smurf one had me rollin'.

Has anyone else noticed that if Horatio & Jimmy are in the same skit, they have a hard time not cracking each other up?

trisherina · 06-18-2003, 12:42 AM

Heh, of course I remember Massive Head Wound Harry! And the dog eating his brain...

danh · 06-18-2003, 01:05 AM

The Celebrity Jeopardy skits are funny (at least the first several)

"I'll take the rapist for 800 Alex"

"That's 'Therapist'"

Another one of my favorites is theJingleheimer Junction skit. Everytime I think about it I laugh myself silly.

agentsmith · 06-19-2003, 02:31 PM

happy crappers!

Miss Malevolent · 06-19-2003, 02:54 PM

1. Phil Hartman
2. See number 1
3. 'nuf said.

06-17-2003, 12:46 AM	#32
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	smith's right. there have been some very bad SNL shows/seasons. but there are some gems among the skits, especially in the older shows. how's about we name our favorite skits now ? one of my favorites was 'samurai tailor', with the wonderfully deadpan buck henry as the unwitting customer ordering a pair of pants from john belushi's crazed samurai. there's one part where belushi uses his sword to ask buck which way his 'tool' lies. priceless. also, i have to list the gilda radner/chevy chase 'shark' skit. "candy gram" oh and jane curtin on the news, and those faces that chevy chase used to make while she was talking. i'm giggling just thinking of these. and who could ever forget "jane, you ignorant slvt" ? __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

06-17-2003, 04:01 AM	#33
flabbygums Gums Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sherman Oaks, California Posts: 203	VERY HARD DECISION!!!!!! My father made me watch the premiere in 1975 when i was (dating myself) nine years old...and I have seen 99% of them since! Bar none, my favorite show on TV.... if i was stranded on a island w/ one show...it'd be SNL Through high school and college if I wasn't home, I would tape them and watch later... (those were mid/late 80's...crapy seasons anyway) The Killer Bees, Fred Garvin PI PI (politically incorrect priviate invesigator), Two Wild and Crazy Guys, Garrett Morris' news for the hard of hearing, Are you from Jersey?, I'm Gumby Dammit!, That's the ticket - did i mention i had a penis, Alec Baldwin "Shouldn't give your pie away for free.....makes you look cheap!" and "Nobody beats my Schwetty Balls", Sting..the sting-stingster, Barron Von Sting-Ooooooo makin' copies.. JC...the son of God...makin' copies...., I am just a simple cave man lawyer..who doesn't understand your complex and mysterious world...these little men in this box who put a round orange object in a hoop scares me" Nick Burnes: Your Compan--MOOOVE!!!!!! Oh, and by the way...You're welcome!...Opera Man Bye ByeEEE...."I have a fever, and the only prescription for that fever is MORE COWBELL", It does the bass, the whole bass and nothing but the bass.... Well, La-Tee-Frickin-Dah... I don't see to well ...is that Bill Shakespeare over there...we got ourselves a writer! Dad, I wish you would just Shut Your Big Yapper!!!! Not to mention...ALL THE COMMERCIALS.... Colon Blow, Swill from Lake Erie, the ceareal with MDMA, Big Red, Citi Change ("you've got a $100 dollar bill..we'll give you two fifies, we'll give a ten, 3 twentys, and thirty quarters...we'll even give you 2000 nickles! How do we do it....Volume" Ohhh too many good laughs from that show.. As much as I love the old school orig. cast.. I got the most laughs out of these 3: Phil Hartman Will Ferrell Adam Sandler __________________ Good times.... noodle salad.

06-17-2003, 10:26 AM	#36
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	bass-o-matic __________________ snarky peep

06-17-2003, 12:26 PM	#38
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	BRIAN FELLOW Sully & Denise (the 2 kids from Boston. "You're re-tah-ded" "You are!" makes out "NOMAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" "I got fired from the Payless Shoe store for improper use of the foot measuring device." "Yeah. Apparently my wiener is a child's size 5." Astronaut Jones Jarret's Room Wake Up Wakefield "Rannnndy Gooooldman" Mango The Cheerleaders Donatella Versace Drunk Girl Nick Burns (two of my friends are Nick & Nicki Burns, respectively) The Lovahs Gap Girls--"Welcome to the Gap, can I sell you some crap?" Motivational Speaker "...in a VAN...down by the RIVER" I like when they do the gay guys that work in an all-black clothing store, too, it's usually Horatio, Jimmy & Kattan. I like Ambiguously Gay Duo & the Anna Nicole Smurf one had me rollin'. Has anyone else noticed that if Horatio & Jimmy are in the same skit, they have a hard time not cracking each other up? __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

06-18-2003, 12:42 AM	#39
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Heh, of course I remember Massive Head Wound Harry! And the dog eating his brain... __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

06-17-2003, 12:37 AM	#31
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	very nice image, smith. dig it.

06-17-2003, 10:14 AM	#35
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Were DOOMED....all DOOMED..... Stupid Boy They dont like it up 'em

06-17-2003, 10:38 AM	#37
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	samurai divorce court

06-18-2003, 01:05 AM	#40
danh broken mind Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 554	The Celebrity Jeopardy skits are funny (at least the first several) "I'll take the rapist for 800 Alex" "That's 'Therapist'" Another one of my favorites is theJingleheimer Junction skit. Everytime I think about it I laugh myself silly. Last edited by danh : 06-18-2003 at 01:10 AM.

06-19-2003, 02:31 PM	#41
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	happy crappers! __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

06-19-2003, 02:54 PM	#42
Miss Malevolent Bitch³ Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Hell Posts: 155	1. Phil Hartman 2. See number 1 3. 'nuf said.

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