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flabbygums · 06-24-2003, 03:13 AM

1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly
4. And often quite frilly
5. then both were arrested for clawing the cop's blister

danh · 06-25-2003, 01:42 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.

zenbabe · 06-25-2003, 01:55 AM

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits
5. I can still kick your ass, cause im mean!

zenbabe · 06-25-2003, 01:55 AM

zenbabe · 06-25-2003, 01:58 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?

danh · 06-25-2003, 02:02 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy

zenbabe · 06-25-2003, 02:08 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy

flabbygums · 06-25-2003, 02:28 AM

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy
5. Keep doin' that, baby.....you're gonna make me ______.

AllegroNg · 06-25-2003, 11:24 AM

dumb?

amanda · 06-25-2003, 07:31 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker

AllegroNg · 06-25-2003, 10:08 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.

ambo · 06-25-2003, 11:55 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".

dinzdale · 06-28-2003, 11:48 AM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"

ambo · 06-28-2003, 12:24 PM

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"
5. "I'm still alive." said the breath taker.

moel · 06-28-2003, 06:32 PM

1. Funnin' it up fun style

06-24-2003, 03:13 AM	#1321
flabbygums Gums Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sherman Oaks, California Posts: 203	1. A thin black cat with one white whisker 2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her 3. But her human was silly 4. And often quite frilly 5. then both were arrested for clawing the cop's blister __________________ Good times.... noodle salad.

06-25-2003, 01:55 AM	#1323
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. the path that i choose is between 2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen 3. past these green squidgey bits 4. And those odd grey pits 5. I can still kick your ass, cause im mean! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

06-25-2003, 01:55 AM	#1324
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	crap __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

06-25-2003, 01:58 AM	#1325
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. My left nut is feeling quite numb. 2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

06-25-2003, 02:08 AM	#1327
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. My left nut is feeling quite numb. 2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum? 3. I feel something squishy 4. And smell something fishy __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

06-25-2003, 01:42 AM	#1322
danh broken mind Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 554	1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.

06-25-2003, 02:02 AM	#1326
danh broken mind Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 554	1. My left nut is feeling quite numb. 2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum? 3. I feel something squishy

06-25-2003, 02:28 AM	#1328
flabbygums Gums Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sherman Oaks, California Posts: 203	1. My left nut is feeling quite numb. 2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum? 3. I feel something squishy 4. And smell something fishy 5. Keep doin' that, baby.....you're gonna make me ______. __________________ Good times.... noodle salad.

06-25-2003, 11:24 AM	#1329
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	dumb?

06-25-2003, 07:31 PM	#1330
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker

06-25-2003, 10:08 PM	#1331
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker 2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.

06-25-2003, 11:55 PM	#1332
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker 2. "I second that." said the windbreaker. 3. "Chime it on the three". __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

06-28-2003, 11:48 AM	#1333
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker 2. "I second that." said the windbreaker. 3. "Chime it on the three". 4. "Let it blow free"

06-28-2003, 12:24 PM	#1334
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker 2. "I second that." said the windbreaker. 3. "Chime it on the three". 4. "Let it blow free" 5. "I'm still alive." said the breath taker. __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

06-28-2003, 06:32 PM	#1335
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. Funnin' it up fun style

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