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saskuoch · 11-22-2002, 10:24 AM

I'm going to Shanghai in a couple of weeks. My plan is to make sure I'm super-healthy before I leave and then to never ever ask about the food I'm eating.

amanda · 11-22-2002, 10:32 AM

guo rou - dog meat.
If you have a hot pot (which you should!!) just avoid any meat that looks like the lining of a stomach- it probably is.

saskuoch · 11-22-2002, 10:36 AM

Good advice, but too late. Ate duck stomach last week. Damn my roommate. "I don't know the English for it. You'll like it." Bite, chew, swallow. "Oh, I remembered the English! Duck stomach!"

amanda · 11-22-2002, 10:43 AM

Hahaahahhaaa!! You poor thing!! That's an old trick. That and "Oh you are the honored guest at this table- You simply must eat the duck head...it's the most treasured part!" (snicker!)

Personally, I think Monty Python got the idea for the malovent Turkish translator making up dirty Turkish phrases for "Where's the bathroom?" in a Turkish/English phrase book from China. Sneaky buggers.

Actually, I was just thinking for hot pots- cat's stomach is considered a delicacy for that particular meal. Everything else is great, but go for the "non-cat section" if you don't want to partake.

NekoPunk · 11-22-2002, 01:45 PM

please fondle my buttocks!! = where is the train station?

*l*

saskuoch · 11-23-2002, 02:53 AM

My damn roommate did it to me again!

"Let's go out for dim sum."

"Try this."
"What is it?"
"Meat. It's good" (It looks like little strips of meat...I should know better)
I take a bite:
"Ahhh. It's skin! What's this hard thing [spit it out]? Oh my god, it looks like a finger bone. Who's finger am I eating?"
"Duck feet!"

I'm never eating with her again.

amanda · 11-23-2002, 08:27 AM

HAHAHAAAAHHAHAAAHA!!!! You crack me up, sask.

11-22-2002, 10:24 AM	#31
saskuoch Somebody stole my cheese Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: currently, Hong Kong Posts: 155	I'm going to Shanghai in a couple of weeks. My plan is to make sure I'm super-healthy before I leave and then to never ever ask about the food I'm eating. __________________ We are, of course, now living in what George W. Bush has called the "era of personal responsibility": if a child chooses to have parents who can't afford health care, that child will have to accept the consequences.

11-22-2002, 10:36 AM	#33
saskuoch Somebody stole my cheese Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: currently, Hong Kong Posts: 155	Good advice, but too late. Ate duck stomach last week. Damn my roommate. "I don't know the English for it. You'll like it." Bite, chew, swallow. "Oh, I remembered the English! Duck stomach!" __________________ We are, of course, now living in what George W. Bush has called the "era of personal responsibility": if a child chooses to have parents who can't afford health care, that child will have to accept the consequences.

11-22-2002, 01:45 PM	#35
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	please fondle my buttocks!! = where is the train station? l __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-23-2002, 02:53 AM	#36
saskuoch Somebody stole my cheese Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: currently, Hong Kong Posts: 155	My damn roommate did it to me again! "Let's go out for dim sum." "Try this." "What is it?" "Meat. It's good" (It looks like little strips of meat...I should know better) I take a bite: "Ahhh. It's skin! What's this hard thing [spit it out]? Oh my god, it looks like a finger bone. Who's finger am I eating?" "Duck feet!" I'm never eating with her again. __________________ We are, of course, now living in what George W. Bush has called the "era of personal responsibility": if a child chooses to have parents who can't afford health care, that child will have to accept the consequences.

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11-22-2002, 10:32 AM	#32
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	guo rou - dog meat. If you have a hot pot (which you should!!) just avoid any meat that looks like the lining of a stomach- it probably is.

11-22-2002, 10:43 AM	#34
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Hahaahahhaaa!! You poor thing!! That's an old trick. That and "Oh you are the honored guest at this table- You simply must eat the duck head...it's the most treasured part!" (snicker!) Personally, I think Monty Python got the idea for the malovent Turkish translator making up dirty Turkish phrases for "Where's the bathroom?" in a Turkish/English phrase book from China. Sneaky buggers. Actually, I was just thinking for hot pots- cat's stomach is considered a delicacy for that particular meal. Everything else is great, but go for the "non-cat section" if you don't want to partake.

11-23-2002, 08:27 AM	#37
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	HAHAHAAAAHHAHAAAHA!!!! You crack me up, sask.