Anyone know some good jokes?

Okay, doubtless this must have been done here before. I’m just feeling too lazy to look for the thread. Also, I know jokes are ubiquitous on the internet. But, hell, maybe there’s a reason for that. I want to laugh, dammit. Lemme hear your Jokes.
Pirate Translation:
Arr! Them jokes be everywhar! Ay. Make me laugh, ye lubbers!

Here’s a silly sorta lame one I made up. It’s a variation on the Chicken Crosses the Road joke (btw, When I was driving recently in the cone-tray, I saw some chickens by the side of the road, and they seemed to want to cross!)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well, have you ever seen a road cross a chicken?