Who would like to interpret a conversation into French for me? (same as on chit-chat)

[beckstra]

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE???

That is, if you can.

And don't mind the cheese. I'm sure it'll sound much more natural in French than English. I just wanted to make it easy enough to interpret.

"Such a tall, young man." - Mrs. Brisighella

"Such a pretty smile, it is a shame you are married Mrs. Brisighella." - Herve

"Ah, you make me blush with your silly words and blue eyes." - Mrs. Brisighella

"Mr. Poullouin, you make my wife mad with your crazy words. You should stop this or I may have to send her to a sanitarium. Now, what can we do for you today?" - Mr. Brisighella

"Don't mind my husband, he gets jealous." - Mrs. Brisighella

"That's all right, it just means were even then." - Herve

"Stop that!" - Mr. Brisighella

What will you have today, friend?" - Mrs. Brisighella

"Three of your best tomatoes, one large eggplant, and one small white onion. I'm making a feast for one man tonight." -Herve

"Ah, such a shame you don't find anyone." - Mrs. Brisighella

"No, I am just waiting for the right one." - Herve

"Well, good for you." - Mr. Brisighella

"Here you go. Best of luck on that feast!" - Mrs. Brisighella

"Thank-you very much. Have a good afternoon. Good-bye!" - Herve

"Good-bye Herve. Ah...that boy...such a shame." - Mrs. Brisighella


Merci.