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Girlfag · 12-16-2002, 02:24 AM

What's the one food item you put first in your trunk?

Tuna.

What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?

Sex toys or laptop, depending on where I'm going. (I'll pack both, regardless, but order can change.)

What's IN the fridge?

Turkey, lettuce, dressing, batteries.

What's ON the fridge?

Canisters of rice & barley, bottles of fizzy water, magnet poetry by guests, usually a cat or two.

Describe the shoes you wear most often.

Tatami sandals.

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Just out of sight of the neighbors so I don't have to scoop the poop.

Red, white or sparkling?

I prefer to get my headaches by listening to very loud music. Thanks anyway.

You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?

You cannot barbeque me!

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12-16-2002, 02:24 AM	#12
Girlfag Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In the rain, barefoot Posts: 1	What's the one food item you put first in your trunk? Tuna. What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip? Sex toys or laptop, depending on where I'm going. (I'll pack both, regardless, but order can change.) What's IN the fridge? Turkey, lettuce, dressing, batteries. What's ON the fridge? Canisters of rice & barley, bottles of fizzy water, magnet poetry by guests, usually a cat or two. Describe the shoes you wear most often. Tatami sandals. How far can a dog run into the woods? Just out of sight of the neighbors so I don't have to scoop the poop. Red, white or sparkling? I prefer to get my headaches by listening to very loud music. Thanks anyway. You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive? You cannot barbeque me!